Patrick Schalk on CarBuzz (8875 comments)

Patrick Schalk

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Ladies Love Trans Am Hurst Edition (Mar 19, 2013) I'm gonna follow suit here and ask if this was originally a Camaro when clearly it is.
Corvette Evolution at the Petersen (Mar 19, 2013) The C4 and C3 are my least favorite but you gotta respect the C3 Stingray and C4 Grand Sport and ZR1.
Ladies Love Trans Am Hurst Edition (Mar 18, 2013) I think this is freakin sweet!!!!
Corvette Evolution at the Petersen (Mar 18, 2013) I love the C2. So sexy.
5 Midlife Crisis Cars (Mar 17, 2013) That's what people say who can't afford it? That's what people say who also cannot afford it. I'll go drive a ZR1 instead of this overpriced turd.
5 Midlife Crisis Cars (Mar 16, 2013) Holy crap, what a huge waste of money for 105k.
5 Midlife Crisis Cars (Mar 16, 2013) Red with black wheels looks so good
5 Midlife Crisis Cars (Mar 16, 2013) Well I want a midlife crisis car! Who said that has to be a bad thing?!
One-off Super Snake Up for Auction (Mar 16, 2013) You're an idiot Babaloo
Roush Reveals 2014 Mustangs (Mar 15, 2013) That white and green is awesome. I like this one.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) Shelby, Chargers don't come with 4 bangers.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) Jason, that was due to strict regs though.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) I'm gonna have to disagree with CB on this one.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 14, 2013) I think the Cruze is boring but it sells well. The new Impala is pretty good looking but the older ones are turds. The new Malibu isn't too bad either.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 14, 2013) Aaron, if you think of it from a performance aspect then yes. Obviously us gear heads are a little more high maintenance and picky but they still make good cars for the general public non-gear head.
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 14, 2013) SOME areas, and there are VERY few hydroelectric, solar, and wind plants. I'm sure there will be more in the future but right now the technology is way too expensive. That's why I think natural gas is going to be the next big thing
Jeff Gordon Petrifies Car Salesman (Mar 13, 2013) 350Zs are slow as balls. I like em, but they are slow.
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 13, 2013) Hektor, EVs still need to be charged by electricity which is either based on coal or oil. They arent as environmentally friendly as you think.
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 13, 2013) Natural gas will be before hydrogen.
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 13, 2013) It's not the easy Colby. Especially when you have investors.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 13, 2013) I have driven them, and they are decently quick, I'll give you that. But they have no character whatsoever.
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 13, 2013) The Atlantic looks just like the Karma •_•
Henrik Fisker Quits Fisker (Mar 13, 2013) Second model? I wanna see it.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 13, 2013) Driving an Accord is like driving a dish washer.
Marchionne's Challenger for Auction (Mar 13, 2013) I disagree. They went retro and knocked it out of the ball park. Way better than the Stang and Camaro. Look up the SMS 570 Chally and you'll poop in your pants. Has butterfly valves in the hood for a supercharger.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 13, 2013) I woke up to get me a cool pop, and I though somebody was barbecuin.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 13, 2013) All that money down the shitter and he could've bought a BA car for that. Poor fella
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 13, 2013) What in the HELL is going on with those seats? Wow. I hope the person who owns this car doesn't have CarBuzz.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 13, 2013) I really like this car. Some dude has one that loves by me with electric cutouts on it. Sounds mean as hell. I wouldn't mind havin the 5.0 Genesis
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 13, 2013) The new Optimas are sweet. Don't care what anyone says.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 12, 2013) Agree with Carl. The Regal GS is saweet
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 12, 2013) I'd love a 300C. Throw some nice wheels and exhaust on there and boom, one sweet ride. They are pretty damn quick too.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 12, 2013) I just wish it wasn't FWD!
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) Eh I think aftermarket for Jeep is the largest in the world. But LS > 5.0.
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) Eh I just like the way the 07 looked more. I like the newer GTs but the older GT500. Honesty though I'd buy an 03 Cobra before those other two. And the newer GT500s won't depreciate as fast. The older ones are only like 30k now +/-
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) Personally I think the Camaro should just improve the V6 now in response to this. I think it would drive more sales away from the Mustang.
5 Iconic Custom Hollywood Cars (Mar 10, 2013) Just watched Skyfall last night. This car is gorgeous.
5 Iconic Custom Hollywood Cars (Mar 10, 2013) Super Swampers
Chevy Camaro SS by SchwabenFolia (Mar 10, 2013) Scissor doors on anything American is dumb to me
Corvette Driver is Lucky to be Alive (Mar 10, 2013) I'll take those brakes and wheels. I plan on getting those exact two things anyway.
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) Tyler, LS Power brother. There's nothing like it. I want a 1LE so freakin bad.
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) If you live in Europe and like muscle cars, trust me, you're gonna want to get the V8.
Next Mustang to Have Turbo Four (Mar 10, 2013) Only Mustang I'd actually buy is Boss 302, 07 GT500, and an 03 Cobra. I love the Cobras.
Tanner Foust Takes the Raptor to the 'Ring (Mar 10, 2013) He should take it to KOH instead. That's more fitting.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) Sure wasn't Adam.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) No. No. Those wheels are absolutely hideous.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) What a turd. They ruined a perfectly good GTR
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) I'll take the white Jeep behind it
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) Oh yes. Gimme this.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 09, 2013) Haha people wear cowboy hats in Oklahoma.
BMW M5 Mi5Sion by Hamann (Mar 08, 2013) Too much goin on here. I'll pass
Great Automotive Rivalries: Commodore vs. Falcon (Mar 08, 2013) I wish we got Holdens in the states :(
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) That one in the middle is hurtin for a squirtin.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) Look at the fun bags on that hose hound
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) Haha David, Brittney Murphy is dead.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) She looks like a who from Whoville.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) She has weird cheek bones but very nice lips.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) A cougar! I forgot to bring my gun!
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) Gimme this one! How much?!
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) She's got some miles on her but I'd give her a tune up.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) Well hello miss lady.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) Oh she looks fun.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) That's one good lookin red head.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 08, 2013) I'd drink her bathwater.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) Or ZR1s. Hell, I see more GTRs than ZR1s. It's all about performance.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) IMO production number don't have a damn thing to do with whether or not a car is a super car. William got it right. There's supercars as then there's exotics. And it depends on where you live as to what you see. I see way more 911s than I do Z06s.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) Vette and GTR are rivals. I wanna see that.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) I would hope so with that much R&D invested in a car that it would be it. The damn thing costs 4x what a ZR1 does.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) One of my favorites. This thing is a beast.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) I like the LFA but daddy needs a manual. Gimme the ACR.
Bugatti Presents 3 Veyron Roadsters (Mar 06, 2013) I will give 5 doll hairs for this. I want it.
Bugatti Presents 3 Veyron Roadsters (Mar 06, 2013) I wish VW would let the Venom GT have a go. I think it's the only car in the world to date that would give the Bugatti a run for its money.
Lamborghini Unveils Veneno in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) I want that camera thing that that man is riding. I bet it's pretty quick.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) I wish the front wasn't so point and I don't like the way the back of the roof flows into the body but other than that I think this is amazing.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) Ratio. This thing will be a monster but with the different breakthroughs in technology these days I wouldn't be surprised if the ACR or ZR1 were quicker. It's going to to be an awesome next couple of years for gear heads. So many new things.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) Only time will tell. These days power/weight ratio is becoming less of a factor (although still way important). Take the GTR for example. Not light by any means but still quick as shit and faster than some cars that have a better power to weight
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) As advanced as turbos on, I still want a fat Whipplecharger for my Camaro and just get forged internals with some trick flow heads and cam. That sound is just stupid awesome. My buddy's supercharged 6.0 sounds like a bag of pissed off cats.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) Peter come on dude. This clearly looks like a Daewoo Lanos.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) He means Colby gets people's blood boiling. I think the Vette article got more because it has a bigger impact on the car industry.
Porsche Releases 911 GT3 in Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) I like the way Porsche looks but I'm REALLY not a fan of the way they sound aside from the CGT. I can't get in with the I6 crowd. I think it sounds like poopy. Fast as hell though.
5 Corvette Concepts (Mar 06, 2013) Yuck. Not digging this at all.
Mitsubishi Reveals GR-HEV Concept (Mar 06, 2013) Burn it! Right now!
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 06, 2013) Pushes stuff. Like cars.
Porsche Releases 911 GT3 in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) Looks really good. I like it.
Alfa Launches 4C in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) 4.5 seconds is pretty damn quick. Pretty spendy though.
Alfa Launches 4C in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) I want it but with different wheels.
5 Corvette Concepts (Mar 05, 2013) I have a model of this at home
Spyker Unveils B6 Venator Concept (Mar 05, 2013) Yeah those rear quarter panels aren't doin it for me. I like it otherwise though
Great Automotive Rivalries: Evo vs. STI (Mar 05, 2013) I've always liked the STI so I'd choose that. The styling speaks me more so than an Evo. Both great cars though
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) Pretty slick. I like it.
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 05, 2013) He got the boot. Took awhile.
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 05, 2013) The CarBuzz editor gods have smiled down upon us today.
Final C6 Corvette Rolls into History (Mar 05, 2013) Yeah I don't see many Lightnings anymore and the SRT10s seem to be pretty rare too. It'd be fun to take one to an autocross track. My buddy has an 03 single cab Silvy 1500 SS clone with a supercharged 6.0. It's bad as hell. Super nice truck.
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 05, 2013) I think the FRC C5 is one of the coolest. I want a C5Z so bad.
Final C6 Corvette Rolls into History (Mar 05, 2013) Haha Jacks new name is Jack Shit. Best name ever.
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 05, 2013) They aren't inaccurate. It's measurable data. Do you know what that means Jack?
Final C6 Corvette Rolls into History (Mar 04, 2013) I'd keep the Lightning. Sport trucks are so uncommon nowadays. I miss em. I'd love to get my hands on an 06+ SRT10 Ram reg cab. I got to drive one when I was 17 and man was it fun. I'd slap a Procharger on it and a nice exhaust and call it a day.
Final C6 Corvette Rolls into History (Mar 04, 2013) Haha me too. I'll gladly take a base model or grand sport. So much potential with so little effort.
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 04, 2013) Hahahaha dude what do they teach you at that private school?
Great Automotive Rivalries: 911 vs. Corvette (Mar 04, 2013) Jack, I'm telling you you can actually look at ACTUAL FACTS AND NUMBERS. Not "subjective" shit no one cares about.