Mike Hawk on CarBuzz (2141 comments)

Mike Hawk

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Volkswagen May Offer European Jetta in US (Feb 06, 2011) Unless you're talking bout the focus RS, I really don't care about all those crappy US engineered focuses. I'll take the German/Brit RS version anyday
Gulf and Fiat Build Special 500 Abarth for Luxembourg (Feb 05, 2011) Looks like another article with another ridiculously overpriced car
First Look: 2011 Dodge Charger (Feb 05, 2011) Don't bother with him Patrick. This guy has selective hearing, but in the visual sense with regards to literature
First Look: 2011 Dodge Charger (Feb 05, 2011) Maybe the canadians will like this car. Let's just give it to them
First Look: 2011 Dodge Charger (Feb 05, 2011) Next, someone's gonna be asking for the dart to come back
First Look: 2011 Dodge Charger (Feb 05, 2011) Thats why there's the challenger....
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 05, 2011) Real gearheads hate this crap!
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 05, 2011) Oh yeah...chrome rims are ghetto thug retarded. Decent Americans hate chrome "dubs"
Revealed! Noble M600 Finally Makes its First Appearance (Feb 05, 2011) SCREW national pride! It's all about survival of the fittest. I think TGUS sucks compared to TGUK, for example. Goddamn teaparty republicratic hypocrites. I like Vettes as much as the next guy, but it ain't got nothin to do with "pride"
Toyota Avensis BTCC (Feb 05, 2011) I won't deny that toyota's sedans appeal to crippies and old farts, but in all fairness, they appeal to a variety of demographics. In my opinion, Toyota can't be generalized to one type of age group.
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 05, 2011) Seriously, man. They should have the decency to throw in Lambo style doors. *sarcasm
Volkswagen May Offer European Jetta in US (Feb 05, 2011) I don't really see any tables turned. If VW is upgrading US standards, that just means that the 3 cowboys are back to catching up again.
Volkswagen May Offer European Jetta in US (Feb 05, 2011) It's like people dont know that the jetta and A4 ride on the same platform
A Vision Of The Future Of F1 (Feb 04, 2011) More suitable for indies
Toyota Supra IV reborn in VeilSide 4509 GTR (Feb 04, 2011) It's 2041hp from what I've read. But here's what kicks our asses and drops our jaws in bewilderment, Andy... A Korean guy tuned the "2k hp supra"
2012 Porsche Boxster Spied (Feb 04, 2011) Patrick's right. I've driven my uncle's many a times, and it drives worse than an eclipse spyder. But I tell you what...chics are dumb and don't know the differences between Porsches!!! This car is a functional pussymagnet.
Toyota Avensis BTCC (Feb 04, 2011) After watching some clips online, I'm starting to like this as much as the Bathurst.
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 04, 2011) One of them stinks of Mansory queef
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 04, 2011) What's the difference between gold rims and a bucket of shit?!?
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 04, 2011) The FJ cruiser sucks balls!
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 04, 2011) Haha, Tom. Now you've gone and hurt the little boy's feelings. He's gonna tell his mommy on you
Qatar Show – Invader L60 Debut (Feb 04, 2011) Patrick, you're right. This is too much for a Lexus. But what do you expect for the middle eastern taste..."my main man". This is their style, homesnake!
Official: MINI Cooper SD and Countryman SD (Feb 04, 2011) I can't wait for the Abarth.
Kia Super Bowl Ads (Feb 04, 2011) Now there's a fair comparison...
Kia Super Bowl Ads (Feb 04, 2011) I'm not trying to convince you otherwise. Take your precious optima. Hell...take em all, for all we'd care. I'd much rather be seen in a Reliant Robin!!!
Toyota Avensis BTCC (Feb 04, 2011) Those have got to be faux door handles, right?
Toyota Avensis BTCC (Feb 04, 2011) Apparently someone forgets that Chrysler is truly the geriatric's choice of chariot. Seriously, doesn't Chrysler have a promotion for a year's pass to hometown buffet right now?
Toyota Avensis BTCC (Feb 04, 2011) This is more suitable for the GS (assuming it hits US production). It sure as hell looks much better than their "TRASHCAR". Only NASCAR can you have "bring your baby, get a free beer" nite. Or "baby daddy lotto" Thursdays.
R-Line Sport Package For The VW Touareg (Feb 03, 2011) So true, Andy. Euro car makers (the respectable ones) are reluctant to make hippie cars, because of some stupid euro union legislation.
R-Line Sport Package For The VW Touareg (Feb 03, 2011) I'm sure TDI with room for a bio conversion should become an option
2008 ItalDesign Giugiar Quaranta (Feb 03, 2011) Get a clue, man. I was just mocking the Tron geeks. But Trons to you! Have a Tronerrific day.
Kia Super Bowl Ads (Feb 03, 2011) If ignorance means being highly perceptive...then paint me RETARD!
Kia Super Bowl Ads (Feb 03, 2011) Camry, accord, and Altima are on the verge of remodeling for the new decade. I can almost guarantee that the "3 ninjas" will put optima, Malibu, and Sebring back to their rightful places... Bottom of the totem pole!
All-New Picanto Revealed Engines Ahead of Geneva (Feb 02, 2011) In my book, Koreans suck with cars, but man are they great with Korean BBQ. I'm getting hungry just thinking bout Galbi
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E (Feb 02, 2011) Don't forget to load a BBQ grill on the raptor, cuz you're gonna wanna cook some red meat after building up an appetite (from running over these hippies)
Revised European Accord to have Geneva Debut (Feb 02, 2011) The hell kinda soccer mom drives with these pedals?!?
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E (Feb 02, 2011) Forget building I-robot cars. It's a waste of time. Google should just build big tittied robot chics! Now that's a future
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E (Feb 02, 2011) Well for starters, dont buy Microsoft PCs. Especially if they're built in Korea, Mexico, India, or any other sweatshoptopian nation. Any car with Microsoft sync+ is just a timebomb waiting to blow up. To all such owners I say: SUCKERS!!!
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E (Feb 02, 2011) I'd have to think long and hard about Aztek vs Prius. At least the Aztek has a fairly functional tent (hence, getting laid in an Aztek has more probability vs a Prius)
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E (Feb 02, 2011) Self driving cars for MEN is a paradox of emasculating proportion. In general, we wanna be in control. (with the exception of the nancy boys and old farts Take pride in your testosterone driven road rage!
Roger Penske Delivers First All-Electric Smart to New Owner (Feb 02, 2011) 1890's...horse drawn speed. Yup That's sounds about right
BMW Announces 2.0-liter Turbo For US (Feb 02, 2011) If by "VW" you mean Audi, Bryan...I agree
TECHART Panamera Turbo GrandGT (Feb 01, 2011) Personally, I still think that a 4 door Porsche is a sin against the car gods, in the same way that a v6 Vette is just wrong. VW group should keep the 4 door sport lux sedans to Audi. Isn't this car riding on an Audi platform anyway?
Smart Fortwo Pulse Is Fooling Nobody (Feb 01, 2011) This has ALWAYS been just a glorified golf cart.
Smart Fortwo Pulse Is Fooling Nobody (Feb 01, 2011) Nope...I just feel dizzy now. I hate the Tardcar even more now.
Smart Fortwo Pulse Is Fooling Nobody (Feb 01, 2011) Looks just as retarded, as usual. Maybe if we cross our eyes while looking at it, it'll look "sportier"?
2008 ItalDesign Giugiar Quaranta (Jan 31, 2011) Allow me to beat a dead horse before the real geeks break in: "this car looks like it's from Tron. It's Trontastic! I'm having a Tron-gasm just looking at it! I wanna Tron it's brains out and then Tron all over it!" KLICKETTY-KLACK
Roger Penske Delivers First All-Electric Smart to New Owner (Jan 31, 2011) Those pretentious smiles just can't help but have an underlying cry of affirmation: "F#%k my life!"
Roger Penske Delivers First All-Electric Smart to New Owner (Jan 31, 2011) I'll take the pinto over this POS anyday.
Roger Penske Delivers First All-Electric Smart to New Owner (Jan 31, 2011) Andy, I found an old Pinto on sale at Craigs list. You game?
All-New Picanto Revealed Engines Ahead of Geneva (Jan 31, 2011) Patrick, have you been waiting to ram this car off the highway with your camaro? Cuz, I look forward to it, myself.
Volkswagen Takes on Qatar After Dakar Win (Jan 31, 2011) Coming soon to a West Hollywood/Palm Springs dealership near you. This car really does scream out: "I just came out of the closet, mom and dad!"
Volkswagen Takes on Qatar After Dakar Win (Jan 31, 2011) Gold?!? WTF man?!? Is this the Sean Jean edition? Or maybe the rocawear edition? I'd hate to see what FAGitude Ed Hardy would do.
Volkswagen Takes on Qatar After Dakar Win (Jan 31, 2011) The fagness... Did Mansory get their hands on this?
Volkswagen Takes on Qatar After Dakar Win (Jan 31, 2011) Swamp tractor goin mud whompin. It's hippy huntin season, boys.
Toyota Supra IV reborn in VeilSide 4509 GTR (Jan 31, 2011) Just don't tell mommy that daddy's sleeping around, or else your cars, cash, and your Ed Hardy/Afliction douchebag collection are gone.
Toyota Supra IV reborn in VeilSide 4509 GTR (Jan 31, 2011) Money gets the girls...even if it's daddy's hard earned money. Daddy gets his fair share of high class hoes on the fly, anyway. This is the worst supra xtreme makeover ever. The LFA is the real thing
Roger Penske Delivers First All-Electric Smart to New Owner (Jan 30, 2011) Whoopty freakin doo...
Kia Super Bowl Ads (Jan 29, 2011) It's not so much stupid people that drive Kias. But rather people who have no sense of self worth or self respect. So if anyone has no dignity and listens to faggy emo, go buy a Kia.
G-Power BMW M3 GTS (Jan 29, 2011) A stock m3 is more than enough. Trust me. Stupid Nissan Z thought he had a chance the other day...retard
Video: BMW Teaches Driver Security Skills (Jan 29, 2011) Chics are just gonna start suggesting Hello Kitty and crap alike. Then they'll talk about how Danica is such a superior racer, while at the same time, think about replacing the car lighter with a lipstick holder in lieu of.
Toyota Teases Next FT-86 Concept for Geneva (Jan 29, 2011) The engine is all Subie. The non turbo is the FB25. CVT is Toyota. (Direct inject is probably collaboration) The Subie twin is gonna offer the SPT upgrades, such as brembo brakes. SPT beats TRD in the JDM, I think.
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) These days, you can buy spinner rims with your welfare checks
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) I just like what the Aussies have done for GM
Toyota Teases Next FT-86 Concept for Geneva (Jan 28, 2011) It's bad enough thy Subie's making a hybrid...I hope they dont make a RWD twin and just stat with their AWDs. But then, I hope all EVs go to hell!
Toyota Teases Next FT-86 Concept for Geneva (Jan 28, 2011) This car is more Subie engineering than anything. Toyota is more responsible for funding the project.
Toyota Teases Next FT-86 Concept for Geneva (Jan 28, 2011) To be more specific with "corolla", the Matrix in particular. The sedan still can't keep up with the hatch.
Report: Aston Martin to Build Next-Generation Maybach (Jan 28, 2011) I'm sorry, but I look down on maybach's same way I look down on minivans. Actually, I'm not sorry.
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) Great, Tim. Now you've gone and given spinner ideas for the crackheads! You might as well have suggested purple velvet seats while you're at it. For shame.... For shame....
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) Who could have imagined that big businesses have good years as well as bad years? And all this time, I just thought that car makers just make more and more money. I guess it's back to bidniz skool fo me.
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) Thank you for that Wikipedia quote, Diego. Congratulations...you know how to copy & paste.
Speed Box Camaro SS (Jan 28, 2011) This car appeals to 2 male demographics: 1) middle class mid life crisis 2) spoiled rich kid These 22" rims are ghetto, btw.
Cadillac CTS-V Coupe Racer Completes First Sebring Test (Jan 28, 2011) "young people"... Like some ghetto a$$ poser-gangsta rapper? Or worse yet a vanilla icer? Like the same "young people" that put dubs on escalades? Whatever, those people aren't respectable anyway. I don't live them, thank god!!!
The Danger Of Speed Cameras (Jan 26, 2011) I wish the kids today could do something productive as to rip off the cameras and sell em on eBay
The Danger Of Speed Cameras (Jan 26, 2011) Screw all slow drivers and screw these cameras. 10 years ago, if these cameras were common, my friends and I would be tying them up to a back if a pick up and take em down like small trees
Delayed – No Scion iQ Until Summer (Jan 26, 2011) Ok, so if my nickname for one is the Tard Car, then I'll call toyota's the "fU"
Delayed – No Scion iQ Until Summer (Jan 26, 2011) Haha...imagine what a sneeze could do. Hell a fart could make em explode spontaneously.
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 26, 2011) All the stoners can barely pronounce Sta "Bruhbrah"
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 26, 2011) <= UCSB graduate! Of my 3 years, I can honestly say that the town is full of yuppies and hippies, and old farts
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 26, 2011) You actually believe that "refurbishing" BS. Find me a link citing the specific legislation that oversees this...I wanna see chapter-article-title.
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) ...it goes into landfills, contributing to toxic waste. Cars with big batteries are mechanical hypocrites (so to speak)
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) Hippies are the biggest hypocrites, next to politicians. I hate hypocrites who say they stand for something without anything to show for. I hate EV cars, because theyre supposed to clean the environment, but when the 10 year battery dies...
All-New Ferrari FF Revealed (Jan 25, 2011) This Ferrari needs the "Tunisian Touch".
Delayed – No Scion iQ Until Summer (Jan 25, 2011) iQ vs Tard car in a deathmatch...who will be victorious??
Delayed – No Scion iQ Until Summer (Jan 25, 2011) Let me add to john's comment. Nobody cares about the renamed xA
Cadillac CTS-V Coupe Racer Completes First Sebring Test (Jan 25, 2011) It's definitely far from being a ricer, but it IS ugly. GM USA needs to keep this engineering focused on Camaros and Vettes. Gramps and granny don't like driving above 30mph on the hwy.
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) (oops I meant to post on the following page)
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) Either demographic would buy an EV car if it meant showing it off condescendingly to others
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) AhhahahA, Santa Brabra...stupid hippie haven. It used to be a nice town, until snooty yuppies and pretentious hippies alike moved in.
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points (Jan 25, 2011) An Eco-friendly car, for me, is something that is fueled by the blood and tears of hippies. Their carcasses would then be fed to endangered tigers. Now that's what I call a bright future.
Chrysler 300 Hybrid For 2013 (Jan 25, 2011) This car was, is, and will always be for the crackhead on welfare! I'm not alone with this opinion.
Toyota and Lexus Make Waves at Tokyo (Jan 25, 2011) In retrospect, Lincoln targets a more specific geriatric market... The mafia Caddy used to, as well, but now they're after the stupid hip hop ghetto welfare platnim grillz rappers, and all those federleezee vanilla ices dumbasses alike.
Toyota and Lexus Make Waves at Tokyo (Jan 25, 2011) Oh yeah, I forgot about Lincoln. But I'll be fair to say that as much as my tundra is a beast, I still don't think Toyota makes perfect cars
A Toyota-Subaru Sports Coupe is Expected in Late 2011 (Jan 25, 2011) My 06 forester runs great & only been to shops for regular maintenance, ie shocks & tires. I drive it the way it should be driven. It's my snowboarding and camping car. I drive it more than my tundra (or m3, since my wife drives it)
Chrysler 300 Hybrid For 2013 (Jan 23, 2011) I'm sorry, buddy. This looks nice...for my grandpa.
All-New Ferrari FF Revealed (Jan 23, 2011) It's like someone hit the rear end with the ugly stick
All-New Ferrari FF Revealed (Jan 23, 2011) ...is hell freezing over? This had positive rates with focus groups? Seiously, REALLY???
First Image of 2011 9-5 SportCombi (Jan 23, 2011) Wagons and minivans are just too "soccermom". At least a CUV (with AWD) can go off road to an extent.
Rumor: Subaru Hybrid Coming to US for 2013 (Jan 23, 2011) I had hoped that this concept would never materialize. I have lost a significant amount of respect for Subie. Conformist!
New Chevy Camaro SS Convertible: First to Pace Indy 500, Then to be Sold (Jan 23, 2011) Ok ok, that may not be completely true. You WILL have to talk to her for a bit. Just don't talk too much