Volkswagen May Offer European Jetta in US(Feb 06, 2011)Unless you're talking bout the focus RS, I really don't care about all those crappy US engineered focuses. I'll take the German/Brit RS version anyday
Revealed! Noble M600 Finally Makes its First Appearance(Feb 05, 2011)SCREW national pride! It's all about survival of the fittest.
I think TGUS sucks compared to TGUK, for example.
Goddamn teaparty republicratic hypocrites. I like Vettes as much as the next guy, but it ain't got nothin to do with "pride"
Toyota Avensis BTCC(Feb 05, 2011)I won't deny that toyota's sedans appeal to crippies and old farts, but in all fairness, they appeal to a variety of demographics. In my opinion, Toyota can't be generalized to one type of age group.
2012 Porsche Boxster Spied(Feb 04, 2011)Patrick's right. I've driven my uncle's many a times, and it drives worse than an eclipse spyder.
But I tell you what...chics are dumb and don't know the differences between Porsches!!!
This car is a functional pussymagnet.
Toyota Avensis BTCC(Feb 04, 2011)After watching some clips online, I'm starting to like this as much as the Bathurst.
Toyota Avensis BTCC(Feb 04, 2011)Apparently someone forgets that Chrysler is truly the geriatric's choice of chariot.
Seriously, doesn't Chrysler have a promotion for a year's pass to hometown buffet right now?
Toyota Avensis BTCC(Feb 04, 2011)This is more suitable for the GS (assuming it hits US production). It sure as hell looks much better than their "TRASHCAR".
Only NASCAR can you have "bring your baby, get a free beer" nite.
Or "baby daddy lotto" Thursdays.
Kia Super Bowl Ads(Feb 03, 2011)If ignorance means being highly perceptive...then paint me RETARD!
Kia Super Bowl Ads(Feb 03, 2011)Camry, accord, and Altima are on the verge of remodeling for the new decade. I can almost guarantee that the "3 ninjas" will put optima, Malibu, and Sebring back to their rightful places...
Bottom of the totem pole!
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E(Feb 02, 2011)Forget building I-robot cars. It's a waste of time. Google should just build big tittied robot chics!
Now that's a future
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E(Feb 02, 2011)Well for starters, dont buy Microsoft PCs. Especially if they're built in Korea, Mexico, India, or any other sweatshoptopian nation. Any car with Microsoft sync+ is just a timebomb waiting to blow up. To all such owners I say:
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E(Feb 02, 2011)I'd have to think long and hard about Aztek vs Prius.
At least the Aztek has a fairly functional tent (hence, getting laid in an Aztek has more probability vs a Prius)
Skynet Now Spelled G-O-O-G-L-E(Feb 02, 2011)Self driving cars for MEN is a paradox of emasculating proportion. In general, we wanna be in control. (with the exception of the nancy boys and old farts
Take pride in your testosterone driven road rage!
TECHART Panamera Turbo GrandGT(Feb 01, 2011)Personally, I still think that a 4 door Porsche is a sin against the car gods, in the same way that a v6 Vette is just wrong. VW group should keep the 4 door sport lux sedans to Audi. Isn't this car riding on an Audi platform anyway?
2008 ItalDesign Giugiar Quaranta(Jan 31, 2011)Allow me to beat a dead horse before the real geeks break in:
"this car looks like it's from Tron. It's Trontastic! I'm having a Tron-gasm just looking at it! I wanna Tron it's brains out and then Tron all over it!"
Toyota Supra IV reborn in VeilSide 4509 GTR(Jan 31, 2011)Money gets the girls...even if it's daddy's hard earned money. Daddy gets his fair share of high class hoes on the fly, anyway.
This is the worst supra xtreme makeover ever. The LFA is the real thing
Kia Super Bowl Ads(Jan 29, 2011)It's not so much stupid people that drive Kias. But rather people who have no sense of self worth or self respect. So if anyone has no dignity and listens to faggy emo, go buy a Kia.
G-Power BMW M3 GTS(Jan 29, 2011)A stock m3 is more than enough. Trust me.
Stupid Nissan Z thought he had a chance the other day...retard
Video: BMW Teaches Driver Security Skills(Jan 29, 2011)Chics are just gonna start suggesting Hello Kitty and crap alike. Then they'll talk about how Danica is such a superior racer, while at the same time, think about replacing the car lighter with a lipstick holder in lieu of.
Toyota Teases Next FT-86 Concept for Geneva(Jan 29, 2011)The engine is all Subie. The non turbo is the FB25. CVT is Toyota. (Direct inject is probably collaboration)
The Subie twin is gonna offer the SPT upgrades, such as brembo brakes. SPT beats TRD in the JDM, I think.
Speed Box Camaro SS(Jan 28, 2011)Great, Tim. Now you've gone and given spinner ideas for the crackheads! You might as well have suggested purple velvet seats while you're at it.
Speed Box Camaro SS(Jan 28, 2011)Who could have imagined that big businesses have good years as well as bad years?
And all this time, I just thought that car makers just make more and more money.
I guess it's back to bidniz skool fo me.
Speed Box Camaro SS(Jan 28, 2011)Thank you for that Wikipedia quote, Diego. Congratulations...you know how to copy & paste.
Speed Box Camaro SS(Jan 28, 2011)This car appeals to 2 male demographics:
1) middle class mid life crisis
2) spoiled rich kid
These 22" rims are ghetto, btw.
Cadillac CTS-V Coupe Racer Completes First Sebring Test(Jan 28, 2011)"young people"...
Like some ghetto a$$ poser-gangsta rapper? Or worse yet a vanilla icer?
Like the same "young people" that put dubs on escalades?
Whatever, those people aren't respectable anyway. I don't live them, thank god!!!
The Danger Of Speed Cameras(Jan 26, 2011)I wish the kids today could do something productive as to rip off the cameras and sell em on eBay
The Danger Of Speed Cameras(Jan 26, 2011)Screw all slow drivers and screw these cameras. 10 years ago, if these cameras were common, my friends and I would be tying them up to a back if a pick up and take em down like small trees
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points(Jan 25, 2011)Hippies are the biggest hypocrites, next to politicians. I hate hypocrites who say they stand for something without anything to show for.
I hate EV cars, because theyre supposed to clean the environment, but when the 10 year battery dies...
Fisker Karma Racking Up Some Bad Points(Jan 25, 2011)An Eco-friendly car, for me, is something that is fueled by the blood and tears of hippies. Their carcasses would then be fed to endangered tigers.
Now that's what I call a bright future.
Chrysler 300 Hybrid For 2013(Jan 25, 2011)This car was, is, and will always be for the crackhead on welfare!
I'm not alone with this opinion.
Toyota and Lexus Make Waves at Tokyo(Jan 25, 2011)In retrospect, Lincoln targets a more specific geriatric market...
Caddy used to, as well,
but now they're after the stupid hip hop ghetto welfare platnim grillz rappers, and all those federleezee vanilla ices dumbasses alike.
Toyota and Lexus Make Waves at Tokyo(Jan 25, 2011)Oh yeah, I forgot about Lincoln. But I'll be fair to say that as much as my tundra is a beast, I still don't think Toyota makes perfect cars
A Toyota-Subaru Sports Coupe is Expected in Late 2011(Jan 25, 2011)My 06 forester runs great & only been to shops for regular maintenance, ie shocks & tires. I drive it the way it should be driven. It's my snowboarding and camping car. I drive it more than my tundra (or m3, since my wife drives it)