Mike Hawk on CarBuzz (2141 comments)

Mike Hawk

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Geneva 2011: Closing Thoughts (Mar 14, 2011) It does creep up into your heart. The fat chic analogy just don't make sense to me. Unless you're talking about fuel consumption in correlation to a fat chic's food intake.
Geneva 2011: Closing Thoughts (Mar 14, 2011) Gearheads worldwide could care less for EV/hybrids. Our "green" movement is hydrogen &/or biodiesel. Screw big battery to hell.
First Look: 2011 Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet (Mar 14, 2011) So instead if redesigning the ever so ugly sentra, they did this?!?
Geneva 2011: Volvo V60 Plug-In Hybrid (Mar 14, 2011) America seems to be the ONLY stupid country that limits the number of diesel autos. It really is the govt's fault. But the trickle down effect results with dumber people.
Geneva 2011: Toyota iQ EV Concept (Mar 14, 2011) That's exactly what I was getting at. People power lasts longer than batteries. If youre traveling less than 5 miles, get your one weight lazy fat ass on a bicycle. EV tech is a joke, and there are lots of ppl that agree with me and Christian.
Going The Distance (Mar 13, 2011) Well considering it's currently worth more than house...
Going The Distance (Mar 13, 2011) Yes, kill zombies! Let's go to Burning Man and kill those hippies... I mean zombies.
Video: Hennessey Camaro HPE600 Convertible (Mar 13, 2011) Touché, Patrick...so true. California daddy's girls love to drive conv mustangs. It's no stereotype, it's reality! And speaking of Brits, they're "wrangler killer" is the snooty (overly equipped) landrover.
Geneva 2011: Toyota iQ EV Concept (Mar 13, 2011) Oh yeah, it's also waaay cheaper to purchase one of these.
Geneva 2011: Toyota iQ EV Concept (Mar 13, 2011) Actually, christian, I'm gonna take this new invention that "urban city folk" haven't heard of yet. It doesnt run on gas or battery...but it's much faster and more reliable than an IQ or Leaf It's called a bicycle.
Lamborghini Gallardo Tricolore (Mar 12, 2011) Ats-amada, bopoda bobboda! Jersey Shore guido. Spaghetti lasagna fetuccinimacaroni. and that's just a taste of my vast knowledge of the Italian lingo. (that's Italian for "language")
Geneva 2011: Toyota Prius+ (Mar 12, 2011) And they keep coming. I'm actually in the process of making "WINNING" bumper stickers. This car, the IQ, Tardcar, etc...all deserving of such mockery
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) Fanboys, trolls, and warlocks alike make for instantly gratified entertainment.
Geneva 2011: Toyota iQ EV Concept (Mar 12, 2011) Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess... I suppose there are less smarter people who would buy a TDI or similar diesel.
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) It doesn't look complicated at all. It's just got too many bells and whistles. I just wanna straight pure sports car minus the "apps"
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) To think Detroit could even be a vacation spot is a joke.
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) I don't care about Detroit or 8-mile or it's people. They don't pay my bills.
Geneva 2011: Toyota Prius+ (Mar 12, 2011) Hippies only want EV. They're too stoned stupid to realize that hydrogen and biodiesel technology exist. I hate hippies more than NASCAR fans
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) Perhaps a happier ending would be a merger with Chrysler and/or ford. But once again, I could care less about their fate, because I like my car, which happens to be an import. Not caring does not mean I hate them. I just don't care.
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) If GM goes broke again, theyre simply just gonna get acquired by Toyota (being they have a stake in GM already). Toyota buy out?!? Maybe even Tata. Possibly VW group. It's all "bidniz"!
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 12, 2011) I work in America. Pay my taxes. And earn my money. I choose to buy imports, because it's MY money and I can do whatever I want with it. I dont give a crap whose employed by what company if it doesn't affect ME
Geneva 2011: Toyota iQ EV Concept (Mar 12, 2011) So it's safe to say that EVs are the terrorists of automotive future. Andy, I think we've just come up with the perfect anti-slogan.
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 11, 2011) Vincent, you're probably one of the writers...
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 11, 2011) Yes and don't forget all the auto to tank "accidents" as well "hint hint"...the quotations properly express sarcasm.
Life-Sized Play-Doh Chevy Orlando (Mar 11, 2011) Thanks, Richard. With direct regards to this smurfmobile, I'd most likely piss all over it and set it on fire, in the middle of the night. There's actually NO law against it.
First Look: 2011 Dodge Grand Caravan/Chrysler Town & Country (Mar 11, 2011) I'd be too ashamed to own a minivan, but I'd much prefer it over an SUV when it comes to renting for an intestate road trip.
First Look: 2011 Dodge Grand Caravan/Chrysler Town & Country (Mar 11, 2011) I have to disagree. The words "good looking" and "minivan" can't fit within the same sentence. It just goes against certain laws of engineering.
Geneva 2011: Toyota Prius+ (Mar 11, 2011) Needs a bumper sticker "powered by douche"
Geneva 2011: Toyota Prius+ (Mar 11, 2011) My next cars will be diesels. Never hybrid/EV, and no more petrol powered! Hydrogen won't be for another 15+ years...too much political red tape
Geneva 2011: 2012 Hyundai i40 Wagon (Mar 11, 2011) Just as ugly as a Venza or Crosstour. No better than each other.
Life-Sized Play-Doh Chevy Orlando (Mar 11, 2011) That's the ONLY way this ugly car could get any attention. Not worth the split second's worth of my time if it pulled up next to me at a red. My money would be on a Golf.
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 11, 2011) You called it, Brady!! But you gotta admit, it's getting really old and predictable with this kid
Geneva 2011: Nissan 370Z GT Edition (Mar 11, 2011) I learned how to drive stick with a 280z
Audi A3 vs. BMW 1-Series (Mar 11, 2011) Other than my first car, the rest of my cars have been purchased based on facts from MotorTrend, C&D, R&T, Edmunds, and TGUK ...and not based on fanboys
Audi A3 vs. BMW 1-Series (Mar 11, 2011) I hate it when ppl say things without an ounce of PROOF, and only potential numbers being thrown around like a dice game
Audi A3 vs. BMW 1-Series (Mar 11, 2011) Yes, Nostradamus, and one day, Korean motors will equal the Japanese. This analogy is to explain that predictions and hearsay don't mean jack squat, when compared to what the current stats have to say.
Audi A3 vs. BMW 1-Series (Mar 11, 2011) These cars are too small for my taste. Which is why I go straight to the M3 Although the RS4 is alright, the M3 just has a better overall record
Video: Hennessey Camaro HPE600 Convertible (Mar 10, 2011) Wrangler is still the purest of all SUVs! None stack up to it. But back to this car...sweet Aussie-Tex blend!
Video: New Ice Speed Record with Audi (Mar 10, 2011) The identity of fat Stig is revealed
Geneva 2011: 2012 Volkswagen Golf Cabriolet (Mar 10, 2011) The college freshman girl's car has returned!!
Underground Racing Audi R8 (Mar 10, 2011) Blah blah blah...I just wanna video of this R8 vs Bugatti vs Koenigsegg vs Pagani vs Ferrari (all other cars can follow later, but this would be my initial group to watch)
Geneva 2011: The Girls Of Geneva (Mar 09, 2011) Needs a good boob job. I like em round & big.
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) The cobalt is too plain Jane for my taste
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) I put the vette on a higher pedestal The volt is EV...and I've said enough about my distaste for "big battery" cars
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) With the exception of the Camaro, the rest of chevy's car line up looks way more boring than VWs I'd much rather get a Golf vs Aveo, a Jetta vs Cruze, a CC vs impalibu, etc etc
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) I think they still call it "zee fahdah land", patrick
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) Recycling batteries... It's comparable to the toothfairy and Santa. It's a goddamn fairy tale.
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) A car powered by nuke (ie plutonium) would be more friendly to the environment. Our submarines still run on it, why not cars?
Internal Combustion: Far From Dead (Mar 08, 2011) I don't have any friends that own hybrids/EV . None of them would ever consider. It's basically common knowledge that hybrid/EV owners are douchebag a$$h0les.
Geneva 2011: Smart ForSpeed Concept (Mar 08, 2011) Tardcars are the redheaded step-kids of Daimler-Benz. Merc owners will deny (to the death) that Tardcars have any association with Mercs.
Video: RENNtech Mercedes GLK 350 Hybrid Pikes Peak Rally Car (Mar 08, 2011) This car needs some machine guns and rocket launchers! Maybe some steel mesh for the windows.
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 08, 2011) Poetic justice is to crush G'Daffy underneath one of these ugly POS's. On the side, dont the Libyans have a butt load of plutonium? So much for time traveling cars.
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 07, 2011) G'Daffy: Failure as a dictator, failure as a "designer", failure as a person Can we publicly hang him now?? "Saddamize" I made that up on the fly.
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 07, 2011) I think you meant to say "the high number of Libyans injured in gun fire, bombs, and misc artillery" That seems a whole lot more accurate. "Safety" my ass, G'Daffy!
Muammar Gaddafi and His Libyan Rocket Car Dreams (Mar 07, 2011) Looks like Muffmuff G'Daffy hired some college kids to design an ugly car, took credit for himself, and killed off those students and their families. (I might actually have the real story here)
Geneva 2011: Smart ForSpeed Concept (Mar 07, 2011) Pow pow Powerwheels!
Geneva 2011: Smart ForSpeed Concept (Mar 07, 2011) I'm telling you, their marketing scheme is to sell it as a golf cart. Tiger Woods and some big tittied hos on the ads. Sold!
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 07, 2011) My midlife crisis will take me to an auction to buy an old chally similar to the one driven on Deathproof.
Geneva 2011: Aston Martin V8 Vantage S (Mar 07, 2011) A horrible comparison was made and I aimed to squash it
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 07, 2011) Your opinion. I have my own
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 07, 2011) I'm not better than anyone for owning an M3. I am however better off that I don't let anyone influence my choices
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 07, 2011) Matthew, if you wanna buy an m3, go right ahead. I'll always give respects to American muscle, but at the end of the day, I love driving an M3. JDM and American fanboys have no affect with my preference
Geneva 2011: Aston Martin V8 Vantage S (Mar 07, 2011) I wouldnt hesitate to get a Boss. But I'd much prefer the ZL1
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 06, 2011) Yeah, the zl1 is only good for str8s/qtr mile drags. It's pretty much published as such by car publications
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 06, 2011) Talk about getting more bang for your buck. Makes me wish I was in my 20s right now, so I could justify owning one. On the other end of the spectrum, I'm too young to have a midlife crisis
First Look: 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 (Mar 06, 2011) I'll hand it to the 302 beating the M3 on...performance. However, there are only 2 other TRUE equals to the M3: C63 AMG & the S4 Even the ISF nor the G37 can hold up to the Germans.
Geneva 2011: Aston Martin V8 Vantage S (Mar 06, 2011) It still has class and a refined look that. It's still built by hand. It's still sophisticated. A Boss doesn't have any of those attributes.
Geneva 2011: Aston Martin V8 Vantage S (Mar 06, 2011) Apples and oranges. Aston has class!!
Geneva 2011: Bertone Jaguar B99 GT Concept (Mar 05, 2011) That's one helluva dust buster
Geneva 2011: Bertone Jaguar B99 GT Concept (Mar 05, 2011) If it runs on E85/100, then it can definitely spit out blue flames. Alcohol does that
Geneva 2011: Bertone Jaguar B99 GT Concept (Mar 05, 2011) That's no fire extinguisher nor is it a NOS tank Its a dust buster/hand vac
Video: Geneva 2011: Saab PhoeniX (Mar 05, 2011) I wonder if those big rabbit ears make for functional spoiler-type variant.
Video: Geneva 2011: Saab PhoeniX (Mar 05, 2011) Great time to live in Sweden right now.
Geneva 2011: Audi A3 Concept Production Model (Mar 04, 2011) I respectfully disagree, Andy. The versa is uglier than the mazda. Nissan is on my top 10 list of ugliest midclass-compacts in the market.
Geneva 2011: Toyota FT-86 Concept II (Mar 04, 2011) The supra is more or less dead. Toyota is investing more into the LFA, and forgetting about a supra resurrection.
Geneva 2011: Toyota Yaris HSD Concept (Mar 04, 2011) The corolla-matrix is looking more and more gay looking. Oh well. At least it's still not as ugly as the sentra.
Geneva 2011: Toyota FT-86 Concept II (Mar 03, 2011) I'm surprised that the mx5 outlasted the mr2. The mr2 had better specs overall. But I digress. My interest in toyobaru has died down
Geneva 2011: Toyota FT-86 Concept II (Mar 03, 2011) This could potentially be the TRD look
Geneva 2011: Mansory MBZ SLS AMG (Mar 03, 2011) They made it Viper-like on the back.
Geneva 2011: BMW Vision ConnectedDrive Concept (Mar 03, 2011) The neon lining is a bit...gay. Get rid of it.
Geneva 2011: BMW Vision ConnectedDrive Concept (Mar 03, 2011) It's like the Adam West bat-mobile.
SLP Performance Tunes the New Camaro ZL1 (Mar 02, 2011) My M3 is still stock, but I'm looking into tuning since it's paid off. Any suggestions John?
Teased: Koenigsegg Agera R (Mar 02, 2011) They managed to make room for one cup holder.
Teased: Koenigsegg Agera R (Mar 02, 2011) This would give any transformer or gobot a giant boner!
Teased: Koenigsegg Agera R (Mar 02, 2011) They've always gone up against Veyron as far back as the ccxr. It's just frustrating how the 2 companies never had an official head to head. Absolutely nothing officially definitive on who is truly faster.
Carlsson Tunes Mercedes CLS63 AMG (Mar 02, 2011) Carlsson really does great work on mercs.
Geneva 2011: Lamborghini Aventador (Mar 02, 2011) I'm with Andy, let's keep it relevant people!
Edo Competition Unleashes a Murcielago (Mar 01, 2011) How bout we just trust the experts who built these cars, and leave it at that?
Edo Competition Unleashes a Murcielago (Mar 01, 2011) Not to mention, it decreases the car's tendency to veer off during take off
Edo Competition Unleashes a Murcielago (Mar 01, 2011) In most cases (if not all), AWD improves control. Whether taking tight corners or even power slides
Teased: Tata 3-Door Concept (Mar 01, 2011) How do you say "who f@$king cares?!?" in Hindi?
Teased: Jaguar XKR-S (Feb 28, 2011) What retarded journalist said this car as "no. 1 problematic car"? I could only assume it would either be a redneck NASCAR fan, or some tea and crumpet British snooty woman.
Official Photos of Subaru Coupe Concept (Feb 28, 2011) Still I wish it was AWD. Maybe 2nd year will do that after realizing their mistake
Official Photos of Subaru Coupe Concept (Feb 28, 2011) STI this SOB, and you might have a helluva competitor with the Z.
Official Photos of Subaru Coupe Concept (Feb 28, 2011) "BSCA" sounds like a poor excuse for not having AWD. It's nothing more than a Japanese version of a hardtop Boxster. Seems like Toyota only did this subie collaboration to wag it's dick in nissan & mazda's faces. In the end, it's just overhyped.
Teased: Koenigsegg Agera R (Feb 28, 2011) Not mentioned in article, but like the ccxr, it runs on E100 also
MTM Brings Awesome Audis To Geneva (Feb 28, 2011) Chrome will do 1 of 2 things for any car: Either look to thug-vatoloco ghetto Or just plain gay Sometimes you get both outcomes with chrome, depending on the work
MTM Brings Awesome Audis To Geneva (Feb 28, 2011) I just hate chrome on cars. For me, chrome should be reserved, respectably for harleys and big-rigs.
MTM Brings Awesome Audis To Geneva (Feb 28, 2011) Is MTM the same group that did that horrible chrome job on the Veyron?
First Look: McLaren MP4-12C (Feb 28, 2011) Don't forget koenigsegg