Colin Dzendolet on CarBuzz (553 comments)

Colin Dzendolet

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Bugatti EB110SS Burns Through Farmland (Oct 14, 2012) amen johnny, 12 ITBs are a beautiful thing to witness in action
Unearthed: 1970 Chevrolet Malibu 400 (Oct 13, 2012) you're right, too many S's, not enough 'ouuuuuuu'
BRZ and Zonda to Star in 'Fast and Furious 6' (Oct 13, 2012) if they crash this car, I'm gonna burn down Hollywood
BMW-Toyota JV to Yield New Supra? (Oct 12, 2012) its the stock wing on the 2000-01
5 Odd Car Wash Clips (Sep 18, 2012) seen this a few times before, I laugh every time
Urus Sounds Like a Real Lambo (Sep 18, 2012) looks a lot better now than in the concept drawings
Drag Race Crash Immediately Improves Your Self-Esteem (Sep 05, 2012) notice there's no car in the way in the left lane, he's staging way too close, not the VW fault...wait a minute, I'm wearing plaid shorts, mine aren't as bad though
5 Ultra-Rare Ferraris (Sep 04, 2012) the P4/5 is a race car, that might be why its not here
Shelby's Legacy: The Shelby Dodges (Aug 29, 2012) his vocabulary expanded this time
Shelby's Legacy: The Shelby Dodges (Aug 29, 2012) maybe about $20k pristine showroom quality, you can pick them up for about $12k
Bobbies Impound Lambo in London (Aug 29, 2012) it had British plates
Toyota GT-86 Meets the Classic AE86 (Aug 26, 2012) hey Jon, corolla gts, they're getting harder to find these days though, ae86 was the chassis code
Weekly DFA: Meanwhile in Ukraine... (Aug 21, 2012) takes skill to throw an apc off a flatbed on a straight road
Lamborghini Sesto Elemento Runs $2.2 Million (Aug 19, 2012) even a track only car (re not street legal) can be driven on US roads for something like less than 1000mi/year
McLaren X-1 Concept is a One-Off Shocker (Aug 19, 2012) the bat wing! Dammit... turn around and take it right in your ass you sick degenerate! (Waiting reference ftw)
McLaren X-1 Concept is a One-Off Shocker (Aug 19, 2012) goes from 0-wtf in 2 body panels, why couldn't the rest of it look this good?
McLaren X-1 Concept is a One-Off Shocker (Aug 19, 2012) unique doesn't come close to attractive on this one
McLaren X-1 Concept is a One-Off Shocker (Aug 19, 2012) saw the front and was intrigued, now, I can't comprehend the sheer amount of fail here...
Iconic Roadsters: BMW Z3 (Aug 18, 2012) they did refer to it as the M Coupe when it was around
Cadillac Displaying Pair of Unsold Depression-Era Cars at Pebble Beach (Aug 16, 2012) it would have stayed more valuable if they had left the original engine
The Chevy COPO Camaro Rips Out of the Box (Aug 14, 2012) this is drag race Tuesday, where the heck have you been john? been doing it on here for quite some time now
FPV Releases the Best Performance Car Ever Made in Australia (Aug 13, 2012) besides, wouldn't a .020 over 4.9 make it closer to 5.1-5.2 318-322ci? I didn't do the exact math, but I'm sure I'm not too far off the mark
FPV Releases the Best Performance Car Ever Made in Australia (Aug 13, 2012) @Alex, you beat me to it, 335kw=Boss335, rocket science, right?
FPV Releases the Best Performance Car Ever Made in Australia (Aug 13, 2012) because they hold their cameras upside down in the Outback @nick, instead of him dogging everything, he actually made a joke, lighten up this time, we'll have our chance to yell again lol
5 Epic 'Top Gear' Crashes (Aug 13, 2012) absolutely true guys
5 Epic 'Top Gear' Crashes (Aug 13, 2012) when I saw this the first time, I was laughing my ass off
Rhys Millen Sets a New Pikes Peak Record (Aug 13, 2012) here's your asterisk moment, yes, he beat the record, but there's so much more grip on tarmac compared to dirt, I feel like we have 2 Pike's Peak records now, road and dirt records respectively
'Drive' Hosts Battle for Video Views (Aug 13, 2012) Chris and Matt are great, but Chris could've done better, give us a couple laughs instead of just phoning in favors, I thought his would be the best
'Drive' Hosts Battle for Video Views (Aug 13, 2012) of all 4, this was best, its more fun watching the producer get pissed off
'Drive' Hosts Battle for Video Views (Aug 13, 2012) Leo was yelling more than her...
5 Luxe Armored Cars (Aug 12, 2012) I'm surprised it doesn't have a toilet lol
Nissan Going High-Performance with new Nismo Models (Aug 12, 2012) @Zach, those are the headlights, its only turn markers up by the hood, if they got rid of those, it would be a much better looking car
Aventador Pulls Down SLS AMG Roadster's Pants (Aug 12, 2012) haven't watched the video yet, but I'll bet the Lamborghini hits 165+/- in the mile, guaranteed the Venom would break 200 in the same stretch, so just because 0-60 times are close doesn't mean its gonna be a close race
ZR Auto’s 1,470hp Twin-Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo (Aug 11, 2012) there's the good stuff, speed snails
ZR Auto’s 1,470hp Twin-Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo (Aug 11, 2012) any street car going 300 would be awesome
Kia Sportage Wrapped in Diamonds (Aug 10, 2012) the ground up "diamond dust" isn't as valuable as you night think
Pretty in Pink Supercars (Aug 10, 2012) I'd take it in neon green given the opportunity, its a zonda
Pretty in Pink Supercars (Aug 10, 2012) not too bad looking, even for $451k lol
Kia Sportage Wrapped in Diamonds (Aug 10, 2012) like a bad matte paint job
Murdered-Out Enzo on HRE Alloys (Aug 09, 2012) I want center lock wheels, they're so badass to me
Inside Porsche's Secret Collection in Stuttgart (Aug 09, 2012) the bug was Porsche's first car he built, so it more than belongs here
Dodge Pulling out of NASCAR (Aug 07, 2012) on the subject of F1, slightly off topic, I'm gonna be on turn 11 at the Circuit of the Americas in November! Who's gonna be joining me there?
Dodge Pulling out of NASCAR (Aug 07, 2012) "win on Sunday, sell on Monday" doesn't have the same ring to it when your Impala, Camry, or Taurus is a cookie cutter v6 slushbox fwd, at least Dodge mostly had it right using the Charger
Dodge Pulling out of NASCAR (Aug 07, 2012) I wish they would go back to the roots of NASCAR, vehicles basically pulled right off the showroom floor and stripped out, that way all automakers involved will have v8 rwd cars for us to choose from
Cars and Coffee Whistles Dixie (Aug 07, 2012) looks a little too small, I think that's a fiero guys
Cars and Coffee Whistles Dixie (Aug 07, 2012) sure its not a Noble?
8:00 of Thousand-hp Street Racing (Aug 07, 2012) that AMS GTR is so sick
Toyota 86X Drift Car by Speedhunters (Aug 07, 2012) you'd be able to see me cheesing in my helmet too if I was on that ride along
AM General Offering Humvee Kits (Aug 07, 2012) I was just about to ask where the locking diffs went lol
5 Dartz Tune Jobs (Aug 04, 2012) you think even on an abomination like this, they'd at least match up the patterns on the different panels
Chris Harris Drives the BAC Mono (Aug 04, 2012) kinda like my girlfriends legs curving up like that
Plymouth Prowler Customized by Titan Motorsports (Aug 02, 2012) @drew just a friendly ribbing
Maserati Levante Test Mule Makes the Rounds (Aug 02, 2012) I read the article, just playing on someone's autocorrect numb nuts
DDMWorks Tunes 700hp Ariel Atom (Aug 02, 2012) the stig would have trouble with this one
DDMWorks Tunes 700hp Ariel Atom (Aug 02, 2012) yes you can, it scares the stuffy Brit into submission
DDMWorks Tunes 700hp Ariel Atom (Aug 02, 2012) 9k tach on a 700hp 4pot? it should show 11k+ or the boost on this thing is astronomical
Maserati Levante Test Mule Makes the Rounds (Jul 30, 2012) the twilight design has done its damage already, it's hopeless to hope for change now... lol
The 2012 CarBuzz Olympics Kick Off Today (Jul 30, 2012) thank you other daniel
Plymouth Prowler Customized by Titan Motorsports (Jul 30, 2012) drew gets a joke faster than that
Lamborghini Planning a More Earth-Friendly Aventador? (Jul 30, 2012) "last night, I caught a Ferrari, swear to god it was this big"
Lamborghini Planning a More Earth-Friendly Aventador? (Jul 30, 2012) what?!? don't you say things like that...
George Clooney Auctions his Tesla Roadster for Charity (Jul 30, 2012) don't let Andrew see that you said that... XD
George Clooney Auctions his Tesla Roadster for Charity (Jul 30, 2012) I'll take all their pictures, they can send me wherever whenever to see some of the baddest cars on the planet
King Camaro Donk Ridin’ Clean on 32-inch Forgiatos (Jul 29, 2012) you want a TV where? right behind me ok... what? rear visibility is for bitches
King Camaro Donk Ridin’ Clean on 32-inch Forgiatos (Jul 29, 2012) I think my eyes just started bleeding...
Plymouth Prowler Customized by Titan Motorsports (Jul 29, 2012) eating a nutella sandwich is faster than that
5 Colorful LFA Sightings (Jul 28, 2012) the exhaust is now under the taillights, so this is something new, just wonder if its a tuning firm or Lexus working on something
5 Colorful LFA Sightings (Jul 28, 2012) love those black chrome wheels
Unearthed: 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT (Jul 28, 2012) I used to live near a guy who had a series II 3800 supercharged engine from a 2002 grand prix gtp, that thing was fast as hell
The 2012 CarBuzz Olympics Kick Off Today (Jul 28, 2012) has nobody read or listened to anything about the venom gt? it shares literally like 4 or 5 parts with the lotus, dash, doors, hood, everything else from the ground up was developed and built in-house at Hennessy, watch the Leno video about it and you'll hear Hennessy himself tell you that
The 2012 CarBuzz Olympics Kick Off Today (Jul 28, 2012) Joe, you just have to coordinate with local law enforcement, not government per se, you think Ken Block dealt with the white house to tear around SF?
The 2012 CarBuzz Olympics Kick Off Today (Jul 28, 2012) Daniel, Hennessy made it happen, they just bought the pieces from Lotus
Willie Nelson's Tour Bus (Jul 28, 2012) I've stood in this exact spot on this bus, it actually didn't smell, which shocked me, but Willie uses a vaporizer because of his health, those put off almost no smell at all, wish I could've tried some of his stash though lol
Toyota Builds its 200 Millionth Car (Jul 28, 2012) Miguel, there's a huge difference between twin turbo and twincharging, so think before you insult
GM Approves Cadillac Flagship Sedan (Jul 26, 2012) absolutely gorgeous
Ford Excursion Limo Thinks it's a Benz (Jul 25, 2012) of course, you get the glint of false advertisement
Ford Excursion Limo Thinks it's a Benz (Jul 25, 2012) the barn door tailgate? really? not fooling anyone, I agree with the taillights looking" stereotypical" lol
Ford Excursion Limo Thinks it's a Benz (Jul 25, 2012) the angle and placement of the headlights are so off, a little more metalwork would have made this slightly more convincing* *to those who would only look at badging
Toyota Builds its 200 Millionth Car (Jul 25, 2012) the gt-4/alltrac was awesome, seen a couple here in tx over the last 5 years or so for about $5000
Toyota Builds its 200 Millionth Car (Jul 25, 2012) ok Toyota, listen up, enlarge the gt86 chassis, strengthen it to accommodate for a new 3JZ-GTE I6, give us a 6- and/or 7- mt and dual clutch flappy paddle(for those who prefer it), price it around $35k, and you have the new supra, problem solved
Toyota Builds its 200 Millionth Car (Jul 25, 2012) mk1 celica, sweet
5 Must-See Bugatti Veyron Races (Jul 25, 2012) sorry, slower than the gtr, it timed the mile from 0 faster
5 Must-See Bugatti Veyron Races (Jul 25, 2012) et+rt was less than .03 faster than the GT-R
Off-Road Icons: Jeep Wrangler (Jul 24, 2012) wranglers hold their value anywhere, in tx my 00 civic $2500, the 98 wrangler I looked at $5500, my cousin in il looked at a 99 that was $6000
Off-Road Icons: Jeep Wrangler (Jul 24, 2012) definitely need cup holders, where else am I gonna put my beer when we're wheeling?
Off-Road Icons: Jeep Wrangler (Jul 24, 2012) @ bob and Kyle, I was thinking samurai but brain farted sidekick out
Off-Road Icons: Jeep Wrangler (Jul 24, 2012) I'll bet the others in this series are Land Cruiser, Defender 90/110, G Class or Unimog, Bronco, Ram Charger, Sidekick (don't hate, I've seen them get into some impressive places), Hilux, Pathfinder, Blazer
Say Hello to the Iranian Caterpillar Your Grandchildren Will Be Driving (Jul 24, 2012) unless there's something I missed, I think somebody forgot their elementary lessons on levers and fulcrums
Bentley Reportedly Preparing for SUV Production (Jul 24, 2012) if it weren't for those damn headlights, this would be a great looking suv, they kill the whole thing
Biggest Automotive Missteps: Pontiac Aztek (Jul 23, 2012) take off that stupid sloping rear hatch job, make it into a small 4door ute with a mini truck bed, and its side profile wouldn't be that bad
Biggest Automotive Missteps: Chrysler TC by Maserati (Jul 23, 2012) I had thought it was the escort, thanks for the correction
Unearthed: 1973 Alfa Romeo Spider (Jul 23, 2012) I drove a late 80s model and it was fun, like a miata, but much less refined in my opinion
Rare Ferrari Collection Could Top $20m (Jul 23, 2012) yes you can, 'sex on wheels'
Lexus LFA Trio Drift Party in Tokyo (Jul 23, 2012) does nobody else get the ballet correlation?
Porsche 918 Spyder Mule Doing Some Test Laps at the Nurburgring (Jul 18, 2012) loving those exhaust outlets
Rare 1966 Ford GT40 Crashed in Tennessee? (Jul 18, 2012) nice subtraction job there
Nissan Planning Juke-Based Mini-Z to take on FR-S/BRZ? (Jul 18, 2012) there wouldn't be much modification needed to the juke platform to make it rwd, its already got a driveshaft tunnel for awd, just need to adapt for a transmission tunnel, problem solved
Biggest Automotive Missteps: Chrysler TC by Maserati (Jul 18, 2012) at least it came with a stick...
Biggest Automotive Missteps: Chrysler TC by Maserati (Jul 18, 2012) David, I reject your reality and substitute my own
Biggest Automotive Missteps: Chrysler TC by Maserati (Jul 18, 2012) hoang you just took the words right out of my mouth