Michael Beach on CarBuzz (379 comments)

Michael Beach

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Bieber's Latest Smash Hit is a Kneecap (3 hours ago) A. Biebs should have yielded. It's technically a H&R. B. the Papp is a scumbag who probably suffered a scraped knee and milked it for lawsuit money. All paparazzi should be executed.
Trans Am Burnout is a Cloud of Smoke and Wonder (Jun 17, 2013) I never saw fire?
Agera S Sells for $4.24m in Singapore (Jun 17, 2013) Don't open your door next to a curb...
Granny Bike Becomes World's Most Dangerous (Jun 14, 2013) You don't screw around with pulse jets. Those things are nuts
These Car Accidents are Just Nuts (Jun 14, 2013) Careless Air is at it again
Mid-Engined Supercars Battle it Out (May 24, 2013) Fakir must own a Camry. I havnt driven either of these, but got the chance to drive a DB9, F430, tons of M's and AMGs and they're a blast. Driving the speed limit is fun. And btw, cops aren't on every open stretch of road..
Classic Porsche 911 Destroyed (May 24, 2013) Not even touch screen nav? This car is better off totalled.
22 Loud and Sexy Exhausts (May 19, 2013) Winner
Gumball 3000 Going Green (May 17, 2013) Those tires must sing like crazy going down a highway
Gumball 3000 Going Green (May 17, 2013) I hope there's external speakers that play the theme song. That'd be awesome
Bidding Begins at the Ring (May 17, 2013) Why are they losing so much?
Trying to Break Glass with your Head (May 15, 2013) Darwinism is creeping up on him
Subaru BRZ Tuned to 450 HP (May 15, 2013) These are quick with a stock engine and proper sized wheels & tires. I watched an frs destroy other cars on an autocross course on fatter, stickier dd tires.
Citroen Mehari Celebrates 45 Years (May 13, 2013) Reminds me of the VW Thing
Which Ferrari Will Be the Next XX? (May 13, 2013) I think Ferrari gave the FF that AWD system just to say they could do it, and re-invent the design on top of everything
Which Ferrari Will Be the Next XX? (May 13, 2013) I don't think the FF will get it because the awd is more delicate than rwd, heavier, and stops working in 5th gear (I think?). I think they'd chose the lighter, more simple RWD platform the 458 offers.
Lambo Veneno Starts its Engine (May 10, 2013) I agree Ivan. This car will probably never be pushed. Either build more so they're replaceable or don't build any
This Ferrari F430 is FUBAR (May 10, 2013) That's what separates cars like Ferraris from modded street cars. If this were a supra your body would be getting picked up with a mop
Holden Commodore Ute at the Ring (Apr 26, 2013) Wrong Mitchell. Texas is the best state in the world. Fact.
Ford Taurus SHO 445 by Hennessey (Apr 25, 2013) Will the trans be able to hold up?
Ford Taurus SHO 445 by Hennessey (Apr 25, 2013) Ill take mine in white
"Need for Speed" Using Replicas? (Apr 17, 2013) Looks like there's a batmobile thruster in the back
Volvo Aims to Make V8s "Dinosaurs" (Apr 10, 2013) My v8 turns liquid dinosaur into noise!
Mustang Driver Crashes into a Tree (Apr 02, 2013) Jessica, you make think its the machine... But it's just you. Driving While Female is a dangerous thing.
Fisker to Develop Conventional V12 (Apr 01, 2013) Let me sing you the song of my people: trololololololol
Infiniti Names Vettel Director of Performance (Mar 30, 2013) They actually named him secretary of performance but at the last second he got a name plate made that said director.
Chevy Camaro Z/28 Muscles Into NY (Mar 28, 2013) You're gonna have to drop the motor to change the plugs!
Chevy Camaro Z/28 Muscles Into NY (Mar 28, 2013) It's got little squinty Asian eyes now
Subaru WRX Concept Revealed Early (Mar 27, 2013) It has camry taillights
McLaren Aiming at 911 with New P13 (Mar 23, 2013) What kind of Tuning will it take to tweak the engine up to P1 power?
SRT Hits the Track with Viper TA (Mar 19, 2013) The Viper Tits & Ass edition. I like it
1963 Buick Riviera by Fesler (Mar 15, 2013) Beautiful
KTM X-Bow GT Skids into Geneva (Mar 06, 2013) Clarkson complains and people remanufacture their vehicles
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) It weighs less than a civic. Dat Power/Weight ratio...
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) I bet the Ferrari company computers are protected with the password "password"
Chevy SS to Base Below $30k? (Mar 03, 2013) Jeff needs to shred his man card
Great Automotive Rivalries: Mustang vs. Camaro (Mar 03, 2013) Kill it with fire
Lotus Recalls Elise/Exige for Oil Line Issue (Feb 28, 2013) So before you know it you'll be sliding sideways on fire. It's like driving an old camaro
White-on-White Aventador on Vellanos (Feb 23, 2013) Black rims are tasteless. This looks good
The Latest Russian Dash Cam Debacle (Feb 22, 2013) In mother Russia.. ...it's pretty shitty.
Cars That Won't Die: Volkswagen Santana (Feb 18, 2013) 8's***
Cars That Won't Die: Volkswagen Santana (Feb 18, 2013) Rollin on them 8'a
Ram 1500 Getting a Diesel V6 (Feb 17, 2013) I have a feeling its going to eat into their 2500 sales for those who just want a diesel. I suspect this wont be around long
2014 Chevrolet SS Revealed (Feb 17, 2013) RUINED by the stupid flappy paddles.
Saleswoman Moves 11 Veyrons a Year (Feb 16, 2013) She's sooo awesome yet no picture of her
McLaren P1 Poses in Bahrain (Feb 15, 2013) My God this almost made my dick wiggle. This is my new favorite.
Fast & Furious 6 Extended Trailer Kicks Ass (Feb 06, 2013) Slow.
F150 Revealed at Private Preview (Jan 31, 2013) Thaaat thong tha-thongthongthong
Jeep Cherokee Spied Inside and Out (Jan 28, 2013) I thought I read something about these getting a diesel option
Huayra Sets New Lap Record at Top Gear Track (Jan 28, 2013) Ferrari is making a pickup?
Jeep Wrangler Pickup Still Possible (Jan 20, 2013) It's so incredibly ugly
Top 5 Alternative European Supercars (Jan 17, 2013) Holy crap. Well done Denmark.
This is the First EcoBoost Raptor (Jan 17, 2013) How did they fit a nuclear reactor in that truck?!
Ram HD Can Tow 30,000 Pounds (Jan 10, 2013) If Chrysler didnt run things, I may have considered looking at Dodge. Instead I bought an F150 (non bailout edition) and love it.
Honda Reveals Lineup for Tokyo (Dec 29, 2012) The front has braces
2014 Camaro to Pack Corvette Z06 V8? (Dec 24, 2012) They're turning this into a corvette
Ferrari Details Upcoming F150 Supercar (Dec 23, 2012) "Look, that new Ferrari has Ecoboost and a pickup bed!"
Ferrari Details Upcoming F150 Supercar (Dec 23, 2012) If Ferrari makes the F150 then I'm putting a Ferrari badge on my truck
Hot Hatches: Ford Focus RS (Dec 21, 2012) If this were awd it'd be perfect
Turbo Four for Next Camaro (Dec 14, 2012) Those tires are terrible.
GM Reveals New Silverado/Sierra Pickups (Dec 14, 2012) They copy and pasted Ford's instrument cluster
GM Reveals New Silverado/Sierra Pickups (Dec 14, 2012) Being a ford guy, I like this. The stupid LEDs need to go though
Facel Vega Revival Resurfaces (Dec 10, 2012) I'm going to call it the Fecal if it comes out
5 Camaro Special Editions (Dec 09, 2012) I don't like how the grilles are different patterns
Chevy Planning a New El Camino? (Dec 09, 2012) So I wonder how long before you see them covered in rhino liner, with CB radio antennas and truck nuts dangling from the back.
Cars That Attract Women: Volvo C70 (Dec 09, 2012) Hooker down there beat me to it.
Chevy Planning a New El Camino? (Dec 09, 2012) \/ yes we know its not a Chevy because that emblem on the grille is not a Chevy emblem.
5 Ridiculously Awesome F150 Raptors (Dec 07, 2012) Real or simulated bead locks?
Trucker Intercepts Toddler on Highway (Dec 07, 2012) How do people survive in Russia?? If its not crazy car accidents its toddlers in the street
Fisker Runs Out of Batteries, Halts Production (Dec 06, 2012) The battery factory didn't go bankrupt, it burnt down... Fisker just doesn't want any more bad press.
Ferrari Finali Mondiali Ends Season at Valencia (Dec 03, 2012) I want the cover photo!
Jeremy Scott Puts the Art Car in the Smart Car (Nov 28, 2012) It's become an athletic shoe
Fiat Unveils US-Spec 500C Abarth in LA (Nov 28, 2012) Not only do these Abarths sound really good ( you can hear turbo spool in exhaust ), if they handle anything like a Mini they'll be good at the track too.
Chevrolet Launches Spark EV (Nov 28, 2012) The sticker is to display that the driver's man card has been incinerated
TMG Reveals Lexus LS Sports 650 (Nov 28, 2012) @Aaron: I was thinking the same thing
Milan Abarth Builds an Insane Supercar (Nov 27, 2012) I don't know why, but I don't like this
Ford Ranger Kentros by Delta 4x4 (Nov 26, 2012) I'd Ford sold this Ranger in the US they wouldn't have had to remove it from the market
5 John Deere-Approved Drag Races (Nov 26, 2012) This is Carbuzz, not Mowerbuzz!
Hennessey Previews 2013 Venom GT (Nov 26, 2012) Good looks, 1500HP and a proper manual?! Get one on Top Gear UK ASAP!
Hennessey Previews 2013 Venom GT (Nov 26, 2012) Very Lotus-y to me
Chrysler Murders Out the Town and Country S (Nov 26, 2012) A more firm suspension so you can go canyon carving in your minivan... Horrible idea.
Ferrari F12 Raises Over $1 Million for Hurricane Relief (Nov 20, 2012) If this is a charity auction, can't you get tax exemptions?
5 Fantastic Forgiato Rim Jobs (Nov 20, 2012) Y'all have nothing better to do but pull up carbuzz to bitch at each other? I feel sorry for ya. Try eharmony or something.
5 Fantastic Forgiato Rim Jobs (Nov 19, 2012) "Baller" car in a sh!t neighborhood.... Inb4 welfare checks bought the rims
5 Fantastic Forgiato Rim Jobs (Nov 19, 2012) There's even a fried chicken bucket holder in the center console. Sheiiiiiit
5 Epic Car Jump Fails (Nov 10, 2012) 21st century Darwinism
Mercedes Reveals SLS Black Series (Nov 09, 2012) If the regular SLS can't go around a corner and all Black series can't go around corners, why the hell would MB make an SLS Black?!
Hammond Hosts 50 Years of Bond Cars (Nov 05, 2012) Great special! I watched it a second time. It's made me want to re-watch all the bond movies
Pot Growers Stealing Porsche Headlights in Holland (Nov 05, 2012) See these thieves are bad salesmen. The successful pot dealers own their own Porsche.
Chevy Spark by Enemy To Fashion (Nov 04, 2012) Because in war the enemy needs to hear your bass.... I've always wondered why our tanks don't have turret mounted Kicker 12" subs. -_-
48 Karmas Gather in Santa Monica (Nov 02, 2012) Breaking news: A raging fire is out of control in Santa Monica. Fire crews are overwhelmed and outlook is bleak. Fisker says 'we're looking into it'
Accord and CR-Z Display 'True Grit' (Nov 02, 2012) Supercharged Accord owners are gonna be real disappointed when a stock Si walks by them. Fun to drive means it has to be peppy. This thing weighs too much to have Civic Si power. It'll be a pig
Karmas Ignite After Hurricane Floods Newark Port (Nov 01, 2012) For sale: brand new Karma. One owner, low miles, smoker
Nissan Stagea Wagon Gets GT-R Guts (Nov 01, 2012) Looks like a ricer got their hands on this
Lingenfelter Debuts LTA Camaro Convertible (Nov 01, 2012) A 7.5L kills any hope of handling
Hennessey Tests the Limits of Texas Toll Road (Oct 30, 2012) Didnt they just do this with a Camero?
Ferraris Crash on Chinese Highway (Oct 24, 2012) I don't always wreck ferraris, but when I do I rip the front and rear off the car
Mitsubishi Gets an AstroTurf Wrap (Oct 24, 2012) Reminds me of the Cheech and Chong weed van
VW Reveals Taigun Concept in Brazil (Oct 22, 2012) Even though it looks small, a 1.0L is too small of an engine. This thing won't be able to get out of its own way.
Pagani Fan's Dream Day Out (Oct 22, 2012) I thoroughly enjoyed this article. Thanks carbuzz! If you send me to Lamborghini HQ ill write a good article on my experience!