Malachi Monteiro on CarBuzz (492 comments)

Malachi Monteiro

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Audi Comes In As #1 Brand For The Unfaithful (Jun 16, 2013) Sorry, I had to.
Audi Comes In As #1 Brand For The Unfaithful (Jun 16, 2013) Does she cum with the car?
Porsche 911 GT3 Crashes at 160mph (Jun 14, 2013) Um, what happened, the car lost traction out of nowhere.
Fiat Killing Dodge by 2016? (Jun 13, 2013) Mother of God, Don't do it, we already lost Pontiac, we can't loose dodge!
Pickup Prices are Rising Really Fast (Jun 13, 2013) I liked the previous generation a lot better.
Harris First to Drive Porsche 991 GT3 (Jun 13, 2013) Porsche's generation names confuse the hell outta me, 991 Porsche 911, I can follow the Skyline series because it goes in order R32,R33, ect, but 996, 997, 991....what?
Dumbass Drives His M3 Off a Cliff (Jun 11, 2013) He is just a douche for that front plate.
Need For Speed Film To Star 900-Horsepower Mustang (Jun 11, 2013) Oh look, there is the Sesto in this picture too!
The Important Babes of Importfest (Jun 11, 2013) Take the car, if I wanted the girl, I would find a "Massage Therapist"
Alfa Reveals the 4C's Dirty Lightweight Secrets (Jun 11, 2013) Cort, I'm pretty sure there were better ways of meeting regulations than this design.
Dumbass Drives His M3 Off a Cliff (Jun 11, 2013) Lou, this isnt Pikes Peak, and I'm pretty sure the guy in the Evo wasn't trying to play "Tokyo Drift" like this BMW guy.
Need For Speed Film To Star 900-Horsepower Mustang (Jun 11, 2013) Jordan, that made me laugh so hard.
Alfa Reveals the 4C's Dirty Lightweight Secrets (Jun 11, 2013) There was absolutely nothing wrong with the concept's headlights, Alfa really knows how to piss people off!
Dumbass Drives His M3 Off a Cliff (Jun 11, 2013) I like BMWs, but EU plate on a US M3 is a universal symbol that the driver is a douche.
Bad Guys To Ride In Style In Transformers 4 (Jun 11, 2013) I knew it will suck when it was announced.
First New Alpine to Fight the 911 (Jun 10, 2013) I am in love.
BMW Prototype Spills its Guts All Over the Autobahn (Jun 10, 2013) Driver was ok, at least we know it is safe.
The Last of Porsche Purist Driving? (Jun 10, 2013) Thanks Daniel, there are two reasons, I like Subaru, and there is no GT-86 in US, only the Subaru BRZ and Scion FRS, and I really couldn't see myself in a Scion.
BMW Prototype Spills its Guts All Over the Autobahn (Jun 10, 2013) Good news! Now they don't have to do a safety test!
GoldRush Rally V Kicks Off in San Fran (Jun 10, 2013) Gulf livery V12 Vantage, nice!
GoldRush Rally V Kicks Off in San Fran (Jun 10, 2013) Really tacky.
GoldRush Rally V Kicks Off in San Fran (Jun 10, 2013) Kinda tacky.
BMW Prototype Spills its Guts All Over the Autobahn (Jun 10, 2013) The 2nd to should be "the"
BMW Prototype Spills its Guts All Over the Autobahn (Jun 10, 2013) Hurry! Use the CAMO to tape to parts back onto it!
The Last of Porsche Purist Driving? (Jun 10, 2013) 2013 Subaru BRZ 2009 Subaru WRX 1997 Ferrari F355 2010 Lamborghini Gallardo Valentino Balboni Edition 2008 Cadillac Escalade EXT. 2003 Maserati Cambriocorsa (EU version)
The Last of Porsche Purist Driving? (Jun 10, 2013) @Jake I am a car lover, currently have 6 cars. Questioning of someone is a car lover because they don't like some middle class Porsche is kinda insane.
The Last of Porsche Purist Driving? (Jun 10, 2013) Automatic is more fun if you have a broken/missing leg or/and a broken/missing arm.
The Last of Porsche Purist Driving? (Jun 10, 2013) Porsche should only make these type of cars, no stupid cars like a Cayman, Porsche really needs to become "exotic". Feel free to disagree with me.
All of These Ferraris are Fakes (Jun 10, 2013) Looks fucked up at first glance, and at 2nd look it has the wrong exhaust. I know this because the F355 I have has 4 pipes coming out of the back and one is actually longer than the other three.
5 Crazy Animal-Car Encounters (Jun 07, 2013) That woman was really annoying.
House Built Surrounding Owner's Porsche 911 (Jun 07, 2013) The only generation of the 911 I like! Nice house and car
First Pics Of the First McLaren P1 in the US (Jun 07, 2013) Growing on me, still not the best looking Hypercar.
Alfa 4C to Make Good at Goodwood (Jun 05, 2013) Why change perfection, perfection being the 8C's headlight.
Porsche Exhibits 50 Years of 911 (Jun 05, 2013) The only generation I would consider owning.
Top 5 Anniversary-Edition Sportscars (Jun 04, 2013) Mitko, take a chill pill.
Lotus Recalls Evora Because of a Sticker (Jun 03, 2013) I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm.
Lexus Pays Tribute to its LFA (Jun 02, 2013) No roadster! That makes me sad.
Aston Reveals New V12 Vantage S (May 29, 2013) Is manual an option?
Top 5 Luxury Pickups (May 29, 2013) My eyes
Top 5 Luxury Pickups (May 29, 2013) Front end hurts m
GM Wants its Own Raptor (May 28, 2013) Front is terrible.
Car Washer Wrecks Bentley GTC (May 25, 2013) That is exactly why I either use the Shell wash or wash it myselfz
Top 5 Maserati Concepts (May 25, 2013) Stupid shit like this will delude the brand.
Classic Porsche 911 Destroyed (May 24, 2013) Sorry I was rude Daniel
Classic Porsche 911 Destroyed (May 24, 2013) Never mind you fixed it.
Classic Porsche 911 Destroyed (May 24, 2013) Daniel, don't you have anything better to do than hover over the comments on this article. You know so much shit about Porsche but can't spell my name right.....
Classic Porsche 911 Destroyed (May 24, 2013) Just get some spare parts from a beetle and it'll be fine. LOL @ Porsche fanboys
19 Meanest Bad Ass Looking Cars (May 21, 2013) Flipped right past the LFA, sorry about that
19 Meanest Bad Ass Looking Cars (May 21, 2013) Bullshit how the LFA isn't in here
Fisker Karma the "New DeLorean"? (May 19, 2013) I hate this car so much, I'd buy a Tesla if I wanted a green car, but I would never consider a Fisker.
24 Incredible Headlight Designs (May 16, 2013) I think the BRZ should be in here!
Ferrari 458 Destroyed at Suzuka (May 15, 2013) I saw this and I flipped out, my friend behind me saw me flip out, he watched it, and he flipped.
Supercars Invade the Highway (May 14, 2013) Fap Fap Fap, saw a WRX
Dubai Cops Add Aston One-77 to Fleet (May 09, 2013) They are adding a Veyron, it was in another article.
Dubai Cops Add Aston One-77 to Fleet (May 09, 2013) What the actual fuck! I'm never racing in Dubai!
More Exclusive LaFerrari on the Way? (May 05, 2013) This car is all about function and I think it looks fantastic, at the same time the P1 is all about function and I think it looks like shit.
Chevy Reveals Stingray Pace Car (May 03, 2013) Worst picture of this car......ever!
McLaren Revives the Spirit of Can-Am (Apr 30, 2013) How McLaren cars should looks, jaw dropping.
Depreciation Kings: Cadillac Escalade (Apr 29, 2013) When I got my first Escalade, it was a 2005 EXT in white, great vehicle, then I traded it for a 2008 EXT in black, put many miles on it and it is great for road trips, it even served as a limo when my brother got married and the limo was a no show.
Depreciation Kings: Cadillac Escalade (Apr 29, 2013) I have a EXT. say what you want about it, I've taken it with a RV trailer down to Daytona for many years now, only had issue with locks and a door handle, had no issues with mechanical part of this truck.
Final "Fast & Furious 6" Trailer Airs (Apr 29, 2013) Spotted a CCXR and a Zonda, looks like a good fun film. I really liked fast 5.
This Wrecked Pagani Zonda is for Sale (Apr 28, 2013) @Paul they guy didn't wear a seatbelt, don't feel bad at all. I don't understand why people don't wear them.
Hyundai UK Ad Causes Controversy (Apr 28, 2013) Never go full Buckwild
Top 5 Shanghai Unknowns (Apr 25, 2013) Enlarged Renault Megane
Dubai Police Supercar Fleet Swells (Apr 25, 2013) I showed my friend this. "that isn't even fair"
Audi Reveals TT Ultra Quattro (Apr 25, 2013) There is no missing piece, look harder at the base of the spoiler on the side you say is "missing", it is there, it blends in with the body color.
Dubai Police Supercar Fleet Swells (Apr 25, 2013) It is like Seacrest county over there! (Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2010 reference)
Top 5 Shanghai Unknowns (Apr 25, 2013) Definitely a Subaru rearend
Top 5 Shanghai Unknowns (Apr 25, 2013) New Subaru Forester ripoff
More Embarrassment for Fisker (Apr 24, 2013) This shitty company needs to die.
Icona Vulcano is China's Ferrari (Apr 23, 2013) I keep reading the name of this car as "Icelandic Volcano"
DFA: Russians Play Bumper Cars (Apr 20, 2013) Must be testing a new Marussia!
Mazzanti Evantra Debuts in Monaco (Apr 20, 2013) Badass
VW CrossBlue Coupe Leaks Early (Apr 19, 2013) I actually like this a lot.
5 Student-Designed Supercar Concepts (Apr 19, 2013) Ferrari should use the rear…rest is just meh.
McLaren Insists P1 Designed by Air (Apr 19, 2013) I think the F1 is one of the greatest cars of all time, yet I hate this car.
Cars & Coffee Torino Pagani Special (Apr 18, 2013) This is amazing! Just remove the FXX sticker
Lambo Planning Purist Gallardo (Apr 18, 2013) My Lamborghini dealer had a Matte Black one with a Red Spoiler.
Top 5 Sixteen-Cylinder Cars (Apr 18, 2013) Weird, I had a dream about a Veyron last night.
Top 5 Sixteen-Cylinder Cars (Apr 18, 2013) I want a V12 XTS, I think that would be so much fun.
"Need for Speed" Using Replicas? (Apr 17, 2013) The best replica, hope it gets blown up of something!
Lambo Aventador LP720-4 Revealed (Apr 17, 2013) Fap fap fap
Rolls-Royce Makes a Pink Ghost (Apr 17, 2013) I really like this, looks really nice.
Defunct Euro Carmakers: TVR (Apr 12, 2013) Lol, the noble's spoiler in this picture looks like it gives the NSX police lights.
Defunct Euro Carmakers: TVR (Apr 12, 2013) Hood vents remind me of 250 GTO, (I can't believe I actually saw a 250 GTO in real life)
Defunct Euro Carmakers: TVR (Apr 12, 2013) I didn't know they went under…damn. TAKE FISKER NOT TVR!
Bugatti Reveals WRC Edition Vitesse (Apr 11, 2013) That is awesome
Shelby to Build More Raptors? (Apr 11, 2013) "Shelby" in the rear window is a little tacky.
Bugatti Vitesse Hits 254 MPH (Apr 11, 2013) That looks great!
Fisker Ready to Pull the Plug? (Apr 10, 2013) For some reason, I never liked or cared for fisker, I actually care about Kia more than Fisker.
Fisker Ready to Pull the Plug? (Apr 10, 2013) What is taking So long, just end it!
Bugatti to Reveal Faster Veyron? (Apr 09, 2013) Please call it the hypersport
Bugatti to Reveal Faster Veyron? (Apr 09, 2013) Blue CF
Veyron SS Stripped of its 'Fastest' Title (Apr 07, 2013) Eh, forget records, this thing does look amazing.
Veyron SS Stripped of its 'Fastest' Title (Apr 07, 2013) Bugatti Veyron Hypersport.
Koenigsegg Super Ute in the Works? (Apr 01, 2013) I actually want a K-Segg Ute
Lexus LF-LC Heading for Production (Mar 31, 2013) Needs to have covered headlights similar to the LFA
Subaru Unleashes WRX Concept (Mar 28, 2013) Only think I would change is the color of the "WRX" badges and brake calipers, not a fan of that green color.
Porsche Prices 911 GT3 at $130k (Mar 28, 2013) Ah, still don't like it, has no real shock value when I see it. Not my type of car.
2014 Camaro Revealed Early (Mar 27, 2013) I never liked the modern Camero's instrument panel, just isn't my thing.