Patrick Joseph on CarBuzz (996 comments)

Patrick Joseph

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How Many? VW Builds 30 Millionth Golf (Jun 15, 2013) Arguably the best generation. Not the prettiest but probably the best for your money. That said it ain't even my favourite but I have to be honest.
How Many? VW Builds 30 Millionth Golf (Jun 15, 2013) Mk3 was the worst golf generation. No doubt in my mind. Electrical nightmares. I always thought they look like they were designed with a ruler only. Every line is straight like a its a bloody Kleenex box.
Mustang Turns Go-Kart after Tornado (Jun 12, 2013) Not fully insured. That sucks. Hope he gets a new one.
Need For Speed Film To Star 900-Horsepower Mustang (Jun 11, 2013) That looks beast!
Audi A1 Quattro is a Little Bit Mad (Jun 02, 2013) @ Tyler.Rs6 is a hell of a car. You can't go wrong with one if your after a blend of performance and luxury. But from my experience at the dealership the maintenance is something you gotta take it consideration. A brake job will cost an arm a leg
Rolls-Royce SUV Depends on BMW (May 31, 2013) You can have a 7 seater x5 already. What's the deal with the x7?
Adam Carolla Doesn't Drive His Cars (May 31, 2013) Bullcrap. What an excuse. Does it really piss him off that much that he's not the only one who like nice cars? Humble guy maybe but I wouldn't be surprised if the true reason is he's more of a collector than a car guy.
Aston Reveals New V12 Vantage S (May 30, 2013) Same here. Love both but I'd pick the vanquish
The Wild Wild Eastern Bloc (May 28, 2013) Look at that web of electric cables.
Audi R8 E-Tron Won't Happen (May 28, 2013) Not so soundless. Didn't you see the video on here ages ago, where they were using speakers and a studio to create the impression that the engine is just as loud.
BMW M5 Sets Drift Record (May 17, 2013) Of course many cars could so that. It's mainly down to the driver and the tires. In this case mostly the water actually.
BMW M5 Sets Drift Record (May 17, 2013) Sure Colby. Why don't you post a video of you beating that record in your corvette.
BMW Offers 6 Series M Sport (May 17, 2013) No Aaron, just you. By the way you can't really tell from the picture but the screen is huge really. It's almost a tablet.
BMW Offers 6 Series M Sport (May 17, 2013) The price is the reason why I started disliking the 6 series. It's big, heavy and it's overpriced. I mean way overpriced.
BMW Offers 6 Series M Sport (May 17, 2013) Msport is to BMW what S-line is to Audi. Hope that clears it up. Otherwise I got more examples if you're not familiar with Audi.
Acura NSX Production to Begin in 2015 (May 17, 2013) It's definitely similar to the r8. But that's actually a good thing. No complaints from me.
24 Incredible Headlight Designs (May 16, 2013) Hate the look. I don't know why but I'm not a fan of Alfa and their looks.
24 Incredible Headlight Designs (May 16, 2013) It looks like a fish with goggly eyes. It's not my cup of tea
24 Incredible Headlight Designs (May 16, 2013) I don't like how they connect to the grill. I was a big fan of the round angel eyes.
24 Incredible Headlight Designs (May 16, 2013) They didn't copy Audi. It looks more like a Ferrari headlight to me than Audi. Look at the shape of it. If you haven't noticed yet LED lights are common thing now.
MT Compares 4 Generations of M3 (May 15, 2013) BMW are never the fastest in a straight line. But on a track, around the bends it is where it shines. And what a joy to drive really.
MT Compares 4 Generations of M3 (May 15, 2013) Not attractive? No good looking cars from that era? You guys must be Prius lovers.This is a master piece. It's bulky, aggressive, timeless headlights. The design is perfect. That to me is a true German car. No soulless bland design like nowadays.
MT Compares 4 Generations of M3 (May 15, 2013) I've heard about three turbos, not three cylinders. That would be stupidly stupid.
BMW i3 to Cost How Much?! (May 15, 2013) Am I the only one who's not surprised at all? Come on guys it might be 10k more expensive than the leaf but was BMW trying to compete with Nissan? They attract different customers. That being said what a POS car. I would never consider a 40k i3.
Tesla Model S Outsells German Rivals (May 14, 2013) That looks silly. A huge iPad glued in the middle of the dash. Not quite on par with its "rivals".
Tesla Model S Outsells German Rivals (May 14, 2013) @jose. The golf outsells the tesla. Don't tell me you can't compare the two. Cause in my book you can't compare and S class or a8 with a tesla.
Lamborghini Egoista is Pure Insanity (May 13, 2013) I love the idea of a one seater. And the look of it is bang on.
Playmate of the Year Gets a Jag (May 13, 2013) Im surprised you're shocked she gets a jag. I'm surprised its only for 12 months. It's a bit shit really. It's like a publicity stunt for cheapskates.
This BMW M5's V10 Has 560 HP (May 12, 2013) You guys are mad. E60 was by far the ugliest 5 series ever. It was so bland and dull and honestly it was poorly made. The new one looks sick.
Lamborghini Egoista Concept Unveiled (May 12, 2013) I like it. It's what a Lamborghini should be about. Leave looking pretty to Ferrari. Lambo is about being outrageous and loud.
Harris Compares R8, 911 Turbo & GT-R (May 09, 2013) Lemme put it down this way. Would you rather have a huge house in the ghetto for cheap. Or a cosy little one by the beach for a bit more money? On paper bigger and cheaper sounds better. But it's not really. If that makes any sense.
Harris Compares R8, 911 Turbo & GT-R (May 09, 2013) @sam. Logically you'd be right. But in reality there are things that one cannot quantify. And to me ( and to most I believe) those things matter more than numbers. One day you might understand.
VW Reveals Design Vision GTI (May 09, 2013) By the way this interior is bad boy. It wouldn't look out of place in a lambo. I'm digging this design.
VW Reveals Design Vision GTI (May 09, 2013) Plaid seats are here to stay. Been in the GTI since day 1. If you don't like them opt for leather. Or buy a seat cover from halford's.
VW Reveals Design Vision GTI (May 09, 2013) Jake is not easily impressed. Now you know.
VW Previews 503HP GTI Concept (May 08, 2013) What slow ass wagon are you on about?
Supercars Gather at Brooklands (May 08, 2013) Without the full picture it's hard to tell. I'd like to see the body kit but my guess is its not an M. Judging by the e46 wheels. Then again I could be wrong.
Supercars Gather at Brooklands (May 08, 2013) E31 8 series is not common. I've only seen a couple at work and its a BMW garage. It's alright but it's not all that to be honest.
VW Scirocco Million Edition Revealed (May 06, 2013) Travis. Probably cause its so cheap they had to cut somewhere. The car starts at $15k or 16k. And I believe it's made in Mexico. Go for a gli and believe me it's not crappy.
BMW M Running on 3 Cylinders? (May 06, 2013) I agree with Daniel. The headlights and taillights look silly. Like they wanted to make them look too aggressive but it's a bit exaggerated. It looks wrong.
Bella Italia Celebrates Italian Exotics (May 05, 2013) I'd much rather have this than the laferrari. This is a pure Ferrari.
BMW Takes M8 Off the Table (May 01, 2013) I like when a company seems eager to be on top. They want to beat the competition. BMW seem to think they doing well with the 3 series so that's it. Forget passion and excitement and pride in your motors, lets play safe. They losing my interest.
Leno Laughs at 1966 Volga (May 01, 2013) True say. It's not bad at all.
Top 5 Funny Car Crashes (Apr 28, 2013) So did he win.
Top 5 Funny Car Crashes (Apr 28, 2013) Transformer
Leno Checks Out a Jaguar XKE (Apr 28, 2013) A Canadian tuxedo! I'll try to remember that one.
This Wrecked Pagani Zonda is for Sale (Apr 28, 2013) You never knew anything about pagani then.
FR-S Faces the GTI and E30 M3 (Apr 28, 2013) That's what I'd take. To a demolition derby.
Mercedes Builds Affordable Luxury (Apr 27, 2013) In the Uk we got traffic and hills as well. But everybody drive a manual. Colby is right. Most people against manual transmissions are either incapable of using one or not familiar enough with them. Not saying you can't prefer auto but manual is best
Dubai Police Supercar Fleet Swells (Apr 25, 2013) Continental GT really. When you have a Ferrari or an aventador you don't really need one of them. Probably bought it to show off and because they can.
By Design's Custom 911 Turbo (Apr 22, 2013) What were they thinking
By Design's Custom 911 Turbo (Apr 22, 2013) Hideous.
F-Type Gunning for 911 (Apr 22, 2013) Manual, yes please. Diesel, not so much thanks. That's not the right car for a Diesel engine.
VW Previews CrossBlue Coupe (Apr 18, 2013) When I saw the picture I thought it was the scirocco replacement.
Top 5 Sixteen-Cylinder Cars (Apr 18, 2013) And they say the veyron is ugly. Look at that.
Top 5 Sixteen-Cylinder Cars (Apr 18, 2013) The look is alright. It's not meant to be a lambo with aggressive lines.
Japan Gets Exclusive BMW 5 Series (Apr 15, 2013) It's a 5 series. Not a lambo. What did you expect. Something exciting and colourful?
Japan Gets Exclusive BMW 5 Series (Apr 15, 2013) Even the previous 5er had one of those.
Rolls Considering SUV, Convertible? (Apr 13, 2013) @tim. It was pretty obvious and honestly it made me laugh. Can't believe some kids don't even get it but yet they are wise enough to teach you a lesson.
Top 5 Convertibles That Never Were (Apr 13, 2013) You're mad Yasser. E34 are tanks built to last. Get your facts right seriously.
BMW X4 Drops In Ahead of Schedule (Apr 04, 2013) Same here rob. They diluting the brand with all them new soulless cars.
BMW X4 Drops In Ahead of Schedule (Apr 04, 2013) If the guy who thought 4series and m4 was a good idea and the guy who thought laferrari was a good name would meet up. I bet they would get on like a house on fire.
Volkswagen to Buy Italy? (Apr 02, 2013) I think it's an rs4
BMW Bringing More Diesels to US (Apr 02, 2013) Good point
Porsche Bringing New Panamera to Shanghai (Apr 02, 2013) I don't think it's for practicality. Do you expect them to come up with a proper saloon? They never change the design. This is basically a stretched 911 with 2 extra doors.
Cars & (Mud) Coffee Kabul (Apr 01, 2013) Definitely not in Afghanistan.
Cars & (Mud) Coffee Kabul (Apr 01, 2013) The crappiest E36 I've ever seen. God knows ive seen a few.
BMW M Division to Refocus on EVs (Apr 01, 2013) M3 gts is a good car. But an orange BMW looks shit no matter what the performance. Leave bright silly colours to lambo please.
Volkswagen to Reinvent the Scirocco (Mar 31, 2013) Bland cars. Says a gm fanboy. @logan. Nice opinion. Here's mine: only queers and hairdressers are called Logan
Volkswagen to Reinvent the Scirocco (Mar 31, 2013) Have you not seen the new insignia the cops drive around? It's bad boy. I'm not a vauxhall fan myself. But they are reliable and they are getting sexy. I do like VW better but I'm not a brand whore. If a car is better well its better.
Garage Wrecks Mercedes 300 SL (Mar 31, 2013) This isn't far behind the E-type. What a beautiful car.
Garage Wrecks Mercedes 300 SL (Mar 31, 2013) The guy remained calm? Did he understand what happened to his car?
Volkswagen to Reinvent the Scirocco (Mar 31, 2013) I love this car. I'm thinking of buying either this or a vauxhall insignia as my next car. We'll see.
Volkswagen to Reinvent the Scirocco (Mar 31, 2013) Arick. Your kind of women must be manly as hell cause its not a chicks car at all. You're thinking of the beetle.
Volkswagen to Reinvent the Scirocco (Mar 31, 2013) They do make a diesel scirocco.
Porsche Upgrading 918 Spyder (Mar 31, 2013) Same Kyle. I don't care so much for numbers on paper. I want it to be the best around a track.
Chevy to Offer Camaro Rolling Chassis (Mar 31, 2013) Colby is the most biased person on the app. How can he call anybody biased? I agree with David as well. They don't really innovate anymore. Nothing exciting really.
VW Golf Named World Car of the Year (Mar 31, 2013) Your*. Damn autocorrect.
VW Golf Named World Car of the Year (Mar 31, 2013) Sam. You're ford is crappy. A golf is worth more than you're existence.
Peugeot to Challenge Pikes Peak (Mar 28, 2013) Real men don't need sun visors.
Hennessey Sets Texas Mile Record (Mar 28, 2013) They are sick. But not so much practical. Have you seen when the old sod Clarkson tries to get out with a car parked next to him. But I don't care I still think they are badass.
Hennessey Sets Texas Mile Record (Mar 28, 2013) Kaigan. I don't doubt the fact that the veyron is indeed more expensive to run. Unlike this particular GT, the parts for the Bugatti aren't made in a shed with a hammer and a grinder and the engineers aren't paid in Budweiser and hard porn.
Hennessey Sets Texas Mile Record (Mar 28, 2013) Yeah. Cause the military style rednecked-out GT looks nice.
Porsche Prices 911 GT3 at $130k (Mar 28, 2013) Indeed. That's the only thing I dislike about this car.
Porsche Prices 911 GT3 at $130k (Mar 28, 2013) Can we have one article without having the bloody corvette mentioned. Ok we get it. It's good value for your money. But there is more to cars than numbers. The 911 gt3 is a pure driving machine.
DFA: Audi TT Crashed into House (Mar 27, 2013) I saw it on sky news this week. If my memory serves me right no one was in the house at the time and the driver was ok. The kerb acted as a launch pad.
2014 Jeep Cherokee Rolls into NY (Mar 27, 2013) Ladies & gentlemen, the new Aztec.
Early LaFerrari Concepts Displayed (Mar 25, 2013) Strong argument erich.
2014 BMW 4 Series Caught Naked (Mar 24, 2013) His mama is
James Bond Gets a V12 Vantage (Mar 18, 2013) Corvette fanboys are such simpletons. They feel the need to bring it up in every single article. Aston all the way. This isn't a track car by the way. It's not a secret. We all know Aston isn't the fastest. Far from it.
DFA: Pink Corsa Wrecks Aston DBS (Mar 14, 2013) Too much power. Hard to handle you know.
5 Affordable Luxury Sedans (Mar 13, 2013) The only time I actually agreed with colby.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) Benjamin. Your screw gun? Surely you mean a drill.
Top 5 Geneva Supercars (Mar 07, 2013) Madness! This car is sexy as hell. Check your glasses mate.
Lambo Veneno Leaks Ahead of Geneva (Mar 04, 2013) Single clutch?
Lambo Veneno Leaks Ahead of Geneva (Mar 04, 2013) They charge that much cause they can. Not cause it's worth it really.
Spyker Previews B6 Venator Concept (Mar 03, 2013) That's more like it. I wasn't fond of their silly cars designed with a 12yo in mind. That is definitely something they should start building. On par with the big names now.
VW Unleashes New Golf GTI (Feb 27, 2013) Rwd and make it unaffordable to more people. Good thinking. Just what the people's car needed.
Restomod '51 Kaiser Visits Leno (Feb 25, 2013) Well done. Admirable man.
Lamborghini's New Nitro Tractor (Feb 25, 2013) Looks good period.