Hank Austin on CarBuzz (709 comments)

Hank Austin

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Kid Crashes BMW M3 into the Rocks (Aug 22, 2012) @connor stop being a douche the kid is proud of his car because he worked for it and yes I agree the Prius C is a horrible car but hey an 18 year old that works enough to buy a new car should be proud of themselves in my book no matter the car
Kid Crashes BMW M3 into the Rocks (Aug 21, 2012) I would be surprised if that car didn't have at least 100k miles on it
Kid Crashes BMW M3 into the Rocks (Aug 21, 2012) But they were all old, all the spoiled kids had new cars and they were things like VWs or Toyotas that were safe and not fast... Stop being captain hindsight and give the kid a break it was an accident and he probably learned his lesson
Kid Crashes BMW M3 into the Rocks (Aug 21, 2012) Ok to all the people saying this kid was a spoiled brat I can tell you that he probably was just given his dads old car... I remember at my highschool there was a kid with a range rover, a kid with a 740Li, and a kid with an E55 AMG
The Arab World's First Supercar (Jul 25, 2012) A fully functional holographic display with interactive motion... I'll believe it when I see it
Audi Caps Updated R8 with New V10 Plus (Jul 25, 2012) John get your panties out of a knot he just observed that the r8 turns more heads (which it does), theres no need to attack him with like 5 comments because of that calm yourself
London Bus does Push-Ups for 2012 Olympics (Jul 24, 2012) How patriotic... This could be one of the things that lives to tell the story of the 2012 London games if they keep it somewhere
Say Hello to the Iranian Caterpillar Your Grandchildren Will Be Driving (Jul 24, 2012) This will never happen. I'm 100% sure.
Bentley Shows Off its EXP 9 F Concept (Jul 12, 2012) That's probably the most off-roading you're ever gonna see that thing do
Is the Best Classic Cars Collection in the World in Russia? (Jun 30, 2012) Oh my god this car is stunning
Is the Best Classic Cars Collection in the World in Russia? (Jun 30, 2012) IT'S GREEN!!! So cool
Top 5 Alternative Bugattis (Jun 30, 2012) This isn't a concept it's a rendering... Jeez people are so stupid read please
Top 5 Alternative Bugattis (Jun 30, 2012) So much better looking than the veyron was in my mind...
Cadillac Updates CTS Lineup for 2013 (Jun 30, 2012) Um no... New Cadillacs look great no matter how old you are
Cadillac Updates CTS Lineup for 2013 (Jun 30, 2012) It reminds me of a BMW except the part where it doesn't remind me of a BMW at all
Weekly News Roundup: June 24th – June 30th (Jun 30, 2012) I hope they make a premium full size SUV so someone like BMW or Mercedes can kick their ass and put them in their place... That sounds really mean but I hate how Hyundai has been making really crappy "luxury" cars recently
Weekly News Roundup: June 24th – June 30th (Jun 30, 2012) Hey ford has done lots more in bringing euro cars over here though... But go Chrysler! We need more diesel cars in America... They're so much more efficient than gas and one hellova better option than any hybrid ecobox
Wald Gives JDM Toyota Vellfire Minivan the Lexus Look (Jun 30, 2012) This is actually on of the worst things I've ever seen...
Wald Gives JDM Toyota Vellfire Minivan the Lexus Look (Jun 30, 2012) Yeah looks Chinese... But better than the first oh my god that was hideous
Wald Gives JDM Toyota Vellfire Minivan the Lexus Look (Jun 30, 2012) No this looks absolutely horrible
Vanderhall Introduce Three-Wheel Roadster Prototype (Jun 30, 2012) Get rid of all of it
Vanderhall Introduce Three-Wheel Roadster Prototype (Jun 30, 2012) If any normal economy car had those stats it would sell so fast...
Vanderhall Introduce Three-Wheel Roadster Prototype (Jun 30, 2012) This looks like sh*t
Jay Leno Finally Checks Out 2013 SRT Viper (Jun 30, 2012) I want a viper so much more now... The more I see this car the more I want it...
McLaren Announce MP4-12C Spider (Jun 30, 2012) They do it on the week when I'm on vacation and don't have my phone
The Most Controversial Car Commercials of All Time (Jun 28, 2012) Great commercial... Don't see why it was so bad...
The Most Controversial Car Commercials of All Time (Jun 28, 2012) That's hilarious... All the more reason to buy a Mercedes Sm-... CL550 coupe
The Most Controversial Car Commercials of All Time (Jun 28, 2012) That was hilarious... But I would still have the focus
The Most Controversial Car Commercials of All Time (Jun 28, 2012) Hahaha I love these so much
Bugatti Veyron Successor Could be a Hybrid - Report (Jun 28, 2012) Anyways I think this has to be the best interior of any car out there...
Bugatti Veyron Successor Could be a Hybrid - Report (Jun 28, 2012) That's not Justin beiber...
2013 Mercedes SLS AMG GT Beats the Nurburgring in 7:30 (Jun 28, 2012) Got to sit in one of these 2 days ago... So much classier in person
Get Ready: Lamborghini Future Lineup Possibilities (Jun 28, 2012) I have a feeling the 4 door aventador will look a lot like the estoque...
Emerg-E May Not Be Infiniti’s Halo Car After All (Jun 28, 2012) That is so pretty...
Facebook Fan Designed Aston Martin DB9 1M Revealed (Jun 28, 2012) I'm pretty sure the hood is a different shade of blue lol got milk?
McLaren Debuts Their ‘Great’ MP4-12C GT3 for Goodwood (Jun 28, 2012) I think people from Europe hate us more than we hate them
Four-wheeled Luggage Finds (Jun 28, 2012) Yeah I probably see like 5 quattraportes (I think I spelled that wrong) every day
They Could be Called ‘Gen-N’: Many Teens ‘Neutral’ About Driving (Jun 28, 2012) Well and teens nowadays suck at driving... Car crashes are the #1 killer of teens in America, also people's parents won't let them buy the car they want or the insurance skyrockets (they even bump insurance if the car is yellow or red) which makes it virtually impossible to have a performance car if you're a teen
They Could be Called ‘Gen-N’: Many Teens ‘Neutral’ About Driving (Jun 28, 2012) I have lots of young friends like me who like cars... One of them has a 1971 Chevy nova he's working on and another two like to stalk car dealerships to look at cool cars when we're bored... So I don't think that's true, although one of them has been 16 for a while and too stupid to even get his permit... Hell I even know a girl my age who likes cars
Weekly DFA: Dumb Schmuck Crashes His Corvette (Jun 26, 2012) I think the GTR with "push a button to go fast" mode and four wheel drive would've saved this guy from humiliation... The auto box woulda helped him too lol
Japanese Tuner Icons: Toyota Supra (Jun 26, 2012) People who bolt these to their neon that go down the highway make their car sound like a really loud lawn mower...
Japanese Tuner Icons: Toyota Supra (Jun 26, 2012) Sounds like someone here has a fart can on their car
2013 Lucra LC470 Unveiled (Jun 26, 2012) Don't ruin this with "it looks like..." comments
Japanese Tuner Icons: Honda Civic (Jun 24, 2012) Coulda put the intake anywhere... But no... Let's put it in the headlight
Japanese Tuner Icons: Honda Civic (Jun 24, 2012) I bet the inside has like 10 tv screens
Meet Spain’s Newest Roadster: The Tauro V8 Spider (Jun 24, 2012) For the price I would rather have the real viper though
Meet Spain’s Newest Roadster: The Tauro V8 Spider (Jun 24, 2012) @john just like I'm watching you get ripped to pieces by the people in this comment section
Pagani Zonda R EVO Looking Gorgeous on Gold Wheels (Jun 24, 2012) @nicolai until they make another one
Pagani Zonda R EVO Looking Gorgeous on Gold Wheels (Jun 24, 2012) yeah if I bought a zonda thinking it would be the last ever I'd be pretty pissed... That video was so boring... They're pushing it forwards.. Now backwards.. Now they're pushing it in a yard... The old good part was the preview for the other videos
Meet Spain’s Newest Roadster: The Tauro V8 Spider (Jun 24, 2012) Those headlights look like sh*t... the body is bland other than the grille... It's a Pontiac solstice... There is so much I could say... I hate this car s
Meet Spain’s Newest Roadster: The Tauro V8 Spider (Jun 24, 2012) I remember a while ago when people jacked like 30-40 stereos out of tahoes sitting at a dealer... I think this is where they went... Anyways the interior doesn't look very quality, sorta cheapo looking
Office-K Lamborghini Gallardo with LB Performance Kit (Jun 24, 2012) I don't really want to say it looks good (mainly because these people are the ones who did a chrome fiat 500)... But if the wheels were different... I think it actually looks good...
Top 4 Ridiculously Good Looking Golf Carts (Jun 24, 2012) Is it just me or is this a normal golf cart?
1,400HP Banks Power Twin-Turbo Readies for Pikes Peak Hill Climb (Jun 24, 2012) That video of the camera falling off made me so dizzy...
2014 BMW M3 to Pack 480hp Inline-Six (Jun 21, 2012) Lol what badge is that? Doesn't look anything like BMW...
Bentley Continental GT Speed Officially Unveiled (Jun 20, 2012) @carlton true but sometimes that's what people want
Mercedes-Benz SL280 Gentle Pagoda with an Incredible Vilner Interior (Jun 20, 2012) DAMN... That is all...
New BMW M1 Supercar in the Works? (Jun 20, 2012) I can see how it works in the profile but the front angles in so much that you can't even see the headlights...
New BMW M1 Supercar in the Works? (Jun 20, 2012) @frederick have you seen the back?... And I thought the front was bad lol
New BMW M1 Supercar in the Works? (Jun 20, 2012) The rims look like they belong in a kitchen... Idk why I said that
New BMW M1 Supercar in the Works? (Jun 20, 2012) Looks like its been hanging around the new 7... I think it's a bad influence on the other cars because this also looks very stoned... I guess this one gave in to peer pressure...
Motor Trend Compares BMW 335i Against Audi S4 (Jun 20, 2012) I never really liked this car... I mean the headlights are cool but it looks like they are trying too hard to impersonate an r8 with them... It's not just the headlights though... I've just never really liked A4s...
Motor Trend Compares BMW 335i Against Audi S4 (Jun 20, 2012) It looks really good in person, but I thought it was really weird in pictures because they had to slope the front part of the hood... I read somewhere that they had to slope it like that to meet safety regulations for pedestrians in a collision...
Toyota Launches Aero Package for GT86 Sports Coupe in Australia (Jun 19, 2012) Holy Jesus is the wing higher than the car?? Looks like sh*t
Gold and Purple Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG by Brabus (Jun 19, 2012) Alice in wonderland colors...
24 Hours of Le Mans Comes to an End (Jun 18, 2012) Really? Aw damn I was hoping to see it again... If only it weren't for that idiot in the Toyota...
Hyundai Prepares for the Zombie Apocalypse (with an Elantra Coupe) (Jun 18, 2012) Honestly I bet the stock engine couldn't even get this thing moving over 10mph
Hyundai Prepares for the Zombie Apocalypse (with an Elantra Coupe) (Jun 18, 2012) And I bet it still gets good gas mileage with the extra 500lbs of metal attached to it
Ferrari F12berlinetta Roars on the Track and Drifts Brilliantly (Jun 18, 2012) ...maybe a couple aventador owners lol
Ferrari F12berlinetta Roars on the Track and Drifts Brilliantly (Jun 18, 2012) I don't think anyone could dislike this car
2015 Mustang Rumor of the Week: A 330hp Four-Pot in Place of a V6? (Jun 17, 2012) This looks absolutely amazing and is by far my favorite out of the bunch... I hope ford takes some notes...
2015 Mustang Rumor of the Week: A 330hp Four-Pot in Place of a V6? (Jun 17, 2012) @justin it's going to change so much because they are targeting a whole new generation of buyers... They're switching from baby boomers (who mainly like classics) to way newer generations (who like new exotic stuff (mainly))
2015 Mustang Rumor of the Week: A 330hp Four-Pot in Place of a V6? (Jun 17, 2012) This already looks really dated, I don't think it'll be good enough to compete... And @evan they didn't steal anything from the Camaro (as a million people have already said) and they can't steal from Aston because they are Aston (or were)
KTM X-Bow Getting a Windshield and Doors (Jun 16, 2012) Cars can be too aggressive... This doesnt work because it's too small... It looks really pissed off like you came up to it and said "hey there little guy" and now it's spouting random insults at you because you made fun of his height...
Atypical Honda Concepts (Jun 15, 2012) Looks good, this could be an amazing car if they made it..
Atypical Honda Concepts (Jun 15, 2012) I'm sorry but I really only have respect for cars that need a kite/parachute to stop themselves
Atypical Honda Concepts (Jun 15, 2012) Because the wind is probably moving at like 10mph and your car is moving at 0 because it's out of battery...
Brand New 1994 Ferrari 512TR Spider Carries $1Million Price Tag (Jun 15, 2012) Whoa... You must be a mind reader... Or an electronic device mind reader... Can you tell the future too?... Am I ever going to own this car oh great one?
Another Out-Of-Place Race - Hyundai Genesis Coupe vs. A Korean Arrow (Jun 14, 2012) The Korean military is so advanced guys... (sarcasm)
Euro-Spec Chevrolet Camaro Coupe and Convertible Now on Sale in the UK (Jun 14, 2012) Yeah it's sorta like they took the number and just put a euro symbol in front of it...
Germany’s Most Powerful Production Car - Merc SL65 AMG 45th Anny (Jun 14, 2012) I wasn't talking to manish when I made that second comment I was talking about all the guys who compare this to the Camaro to this when this is WAY more luxurious
Germany’s Most Powerful Production Car - Merc SL65 AMG 45th Anny (Jun 14, 2012) Does a ZL1 have adaptive cruise control? Wipers that turn themselves on? Lights that sense other cars? The finest leathers? A bang&olfusen sound system? Seats that heat you, cool you, and massage you? Heater vents in the back of the headrests? No. Be quiet.
Germany’s Most Powerful Production Car - Merc SL65 AMG 45th Anny (Jun 14, 2012) @manish I hope that was sarcasm because even the gumpert Apollo shouldn't be compared to this
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 14, 2012) @chris really? Try telling apart a GT2, a 911 turbo, a gt3, and a standard carrera... Yes you can tell the difference between the Boxster/cayman/carrera that's easy... With something like the rapide you can tell its a rapide because it has 4 doors...
Nissan Juke Nismo Debuts at Le Mans (Jun 13, 2012) @pablo only hipster tools would say that
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 13, 2012) @brian I can see your point, but I was talking about how people say they never change their style over time like Porsche does... Also a rapide is pretty easily distinguishable from this if you're not blind... I mean it has four doors and all...
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 13, 2012) @john I know they change but not nearly as fast as Aston Martins do
Nissan Juke Nismo Debuts at Le Mans (Jun 13, 2012) People are stupid... This is a good example of that
Audi R8 GT Spyder Tested at Silverstone (Jun 13, 2012) I would feel horrible if I had just bought that car...
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 13, 2012) I like it... Sort of reminiscent of the V12 Zagato
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 13, 2012) This is probably one of the most beautiful astons ever and all people do is whine about "how they're like Porsche with their design evolutions" they are most definitely not because Porsche doesn't change anything... This is extremely different
Revealed: 2013 Aston Martin Vanquish Spotted without Camouflage (Jun 13, 2012) THIS LOOKS DIFFERENT!!! Jeez people stop complaining... Look at what it's replacing.... Does it look similar at all? No. Be quiet.
2013 Buick Verano Turbo Arrives with 250hp (Jun 13, 2012) 335i still has more power and any 3-series probably will embarrass this thing through the corners
Germany’s Most Powerful Production Car - Merc SL65 AMG 45th Anny (Jun 13, 2012) The headlights sorta grow on you... I hated them but now I think they look good
Next Maserati Quattroporte Begins to Shed its Camo (Jun 13, 2012) Someone just died because of you... I hope you're happy
MINI Release ‘The Britalian Job’ for London 2012 (Jun 13, 2012) Cheesy... But really good at the same time
Next Maserati Quattroporte Begins to Shed its Camo (Jun 13, 2012) If anyone says this looks like anything I'm gonna shoot someone...
Axe-Wielding Maniac Leaves Ferrari 612 Scaglietti for Dead (Jun 12, 2012) Not counting the fact that it's going to depreciate like a rock...
Axe-Wielding Maniac Leaves Ferrari 612 Scaglietti for Dead (Jun 12, 2012) Well replacing body panels on an older Ferrari for which they probably don't make body panels for is not the easiest or cheapest of tasks...
Ultimate Lamborghini Experience 2012 at the California Speedway (Jun 12, 2012) What a stance...