Mike Hawk on CarBuzz (2141 comments)

Mike Hawk

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Schumacher’s First F1 Championship Was Achieved with Illegal Assistance (Dec 12, 2011) In 10 years, someone is gonna tell us that Vettel was using some rocket boosters or the flux capacitor (which allowed him to gain the lead quickly) Or maybe they'll say that his Red Bull drinks were laced with meth.
Video: Snowboarding on Wheels - Monster X-Raid MINI All4 (Nov 22, 2011) Just a tad overkill on those donut shots. Maybe the next installments will have less re-hashed cliche filming
The Women of SEMA 2011 (Nov 09, 2011) SEMA's got the best lookin chics of all car shows Hands down!
Video: Full Review of the Power Wheels Barbie Jeep Wrangler (Nov 07, 2011) *correction- not "chop shop" I meant to say "clown stop"
Video: Full Review of the Power Wheels Barbie Jeep Wrangler (Nov 07, 2011) Just take it to WCC. I'm pretty sure they'll find some predictable way to fit chrome dubs on this. Why take it to mansory when we have foodstamp chop shops, here in the US....like WCC.
SEMA 2011: Chevrolet Corvette Z06 Ron Fellows Tribute Edition (Oct 31, 2011) Stripe look like a teddy bear. What is this artsy fartsy open interpretation thing anyway?!?
Video: Bump Some Serious Beats in Henrik Andersson’s Audi A4 Avant (Oct 29, 2011) Good one, Phil. I'm sick and tired of WCC, myself. What's worse is that they got guys, who whine like real housewives of....
Video: Bump Some Serious Beats in Henrik Andersson’s Audi A4 Avant (Oct 29, 2011) Gravedigger took a shit, and this came out.
Report: New Tesla Roadster to Arrive in 2014 (Oct 28, 2011) It's hybrid, don't ya know? This is fueled by a liquid mixture of shameful sweat, depressed tears, and of course ...douche rinse water.
Report: New Tesla Roadster to Arrive in 2014 (Oct 28, 2011) TG should just trash a tesla in the same fashion that they trash mini camper trailers
GM Previews Their Camaro Offerings For SEMA (Oct 28, 2011) Please don't use this one in Vegas. Those stripes are kinda tacky in an Indian chief kinda way. Might as well add some buffalo suede seats and a dream catcher for the rear view mirror. Meh, I just don't care for anything resembling native American.
GM Previews Their Camaro Offerings For SEMA (Oct 28, 2011) More like holden a new frock in a commodore.
Ferrari To Keep Its Place In The Market (Oct 28, 2011) Well in that case...Ferarri needs to scrap the FF
Official: New Jersey to Host Grand Prix of America in 2013 (Oct 27, 2011) Baddabing baddaboom baby! Get your GTL on and bust your pimpest guido threads (Addidas track suits and Affliction T-shirts) Look out for muffcabbage, cuz it's a Jersey thing!
Leaked: Japan’s 2012 Subaru Impreza Sedan and Sport Hatch (Oct 27, 2011) Camrys got nothing on Impreza, or Legacy for that matter.
2012 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Details Leaked (Oct 25, 2011) GT500's about as overrated as the z06. I much prefer the Boss over the snake.
Rolls-Royce Set for Maiden South American Journey (Oct 25, 2011) Now the drug lords can roll in style
Diesel Cruze To Be Built In Ohio (Oct 24, 2011) That's like saying there are some nice parts in Bagdad.
Diesel Cruze To Be Built In Ohio (Oct 22, 2011) Cincinnati makes for a better tourist destination, compared to welfare ghetto gang ridden Detroit.
Video: Lexus IS-F Crushed for Illegal Street Racing (Oct 21, 2011) We pay for retarded politicians to make retarded decisions.
Video: Lexus IS-F Crushed for Illegal Street Racing (Oct 21, 2011) Correction* I meant to say how my taxes are WASTED...
Video: Lexus IS-F Crushed for Illegal Street Racing (Oct 21, 2011) Now you people have a better idea of how my taxes are spent in CA. 2007, that's Arnold's time. Californian voters are retards. We gave up Gray Davis, for the car crushing gobbanator.
The 2012 Chevy Malibu Arrives in Korea, Coupe Kicked to the Curb (Oct 21, 2011) Perfect pose! This totally says: "up yours, America!"
The 2012 Chevy Malibu Arrives in Korea, Coupe Kicked to the Curb (Oct 21, 2011) I'm pretty sure Ford is also employing Korea to build certain faves, like the Focus.
Unearthed: 1978 AMC Pacer (Oct 21, 2011) Looks better than the Ferrari FF! I'm just sayin...
Unearthed: 1978 AMC Pacer (Oct 21, 2011) The pinto or escort were not Ford's worse. It's a toss up between the 4banger Stang & the Probe. Those 2 are Ford's worst lemons.
Tesla Loses Court Battle Against Top Gear (Oct 21, 2011) "opinion" Well isn't that what Clarkson gave us, when he talked about the tesla? We're all entitled to opinions. But tesla wants to take a scientologist approach to the matter, with a petty lawsuit.
Tesla Loses Court Battle Against Top Gear (Oct 21, 2011) Now I hope even more people throw harsh remarks at them! Who do they think they are...Jesus?
Tesla Loses Court Battle Against Top Gear (Oct 21, 2011) Who cares if TG didn't provide a thorough test? They're just trying to entertain the masses, first and foremost. Tesla just can't take a bit of criticism. (just a bunch of pussy ass bitches) Can't please everyone.
Holden Commodore Peter Brock Tribute Car by HDT (Oct 20, 2011) Not exactly the best looking race-tuned Commodore. I can see why HSV is officially in charge of this dept, and not HDT.
WCC Camo Camaro Fetches $333K for the Troops (Oct 20, 2011) The WCC style is predictably tacky, most of the time. Mansory and Hammann are probably worse than WCC (but that doesn't say much, either)
Infiniti and Red Bull’s Partnership Set to Grow (Oct 20, 2011) Gordon and Stewart still wouldn't stand a chance with this redbull duo
Infiniti and Red Bull’s Partnership Set to Grow (Oct 20, 2011) I read it on motortrend
Video: The Crusher’s World Record Semi-Truck Jump (Oct 19, 2011) What's with the Canuck hate?!? Ive only been to BC, but I can tell you that it's MUCH nicer than Calif. If I was younger and wasn't so established, I'd pack up and move there with 2 middle fingers towards California.
Infiniti and Red Bull’s Partnership Set to Grow (Oct 18, 2011) That's a stare down to any NASCAR driver. Don't mess with these 2 guys. They can lap someone like Danica Patrick so quickly (multiple times), she'd feel like she was raped in a prison shower.
Video: SSC Tuatara is Already Faster than the Veyron SS and Agera R (Oct 18, 2011) Well don't leave out the Viper, either. It's still in the works.
Video: The Crusher’s World Record Semi-Truck Jump (Oct 18, 2011) I've just given Canadians 2 instant reasons to feel ashamed. However, thank you Canada for assembling our Camaro.
Video: The Crusher’s World Record Semi-Truck Jump (Oct 18, 2011) ...and so does Drake!
Video: The Crusher’s World Record Semi-Truck Jump (Oct 18, 2011) Blackberry sucks berry balls!
WCC Camo Camaro Fetches $333K for the Troops (Oct 18, 2011) I'm pretty confident that a Foose car could sell for much much more, in a charity. They really are that much better than WCC, and anyone saying otherwise would be retarded.
WCC Camo Camaro Fetches $333K for the Troops (Oct 18, 2011) Like I said, it's a good cause. Yay! But at the end of the day...Chip Foose FTW. WCC just cant even come close.
$12,000,000 worth of Hondas Left Floating in Water (Oct 18, 2011) Of course with our govy and economy, I've already got one foot out the door. Patriotism...that don't pay my bills
$12,000,000 worth of Hondas Left Floating in Water (Oct 18, 2011) 60%? Could you imagine 60% on welfare? ...60% lazy people?!? Man, if that were true, I'd take my money and move to Canada or Australia-New Zealand in a heartbeat. That would make me say "screw you US, I'm out!"
$12,000,000 worth of Hondas Left Floating in Water (Oct 18, 2011) In fact, I think Disney cash might actually be stronger than the $ right now.
$12,000,000 worth of Hondas Left Floating in Water (Oct 18, 2011) That's just our govt trying to look "good". But do we get do ever decide how our taxes are spent? Never. We just keep on feeding that UN piggy bank with money that's not worth more than Disney cash.
Video: Car Saves Plane whilst Boosting 2011 Nissan Frontier Sales (Oct 18, 2011) This is all just "smoke & mirrors"
Video: Car Saves Plane whilst Boosting 2011 Nissan Frontier Sales (Oct 18, 2011) This plane could have easily crushed that truck in real life, when you consider it's mass & momentum, etc etc. Just ask any engineer.
Video: Car Saves Plane whilst Boosting 2011 Nissan Frontier Sales (Oct 18, 2011) "Fictionalization. Do not attempt."
Infiniti and Red Bull’s Partnership Set to Grow (Oct 18, 2011) Merc, BMW, infinity... It's all gonna get hazy, considering Merc & Nissan are already in early stages of a collaborative business move
Leaked: Toyota Prius C City Car (Oct 18, 2011) I wonder what the "C" stands for.
Official Report: 2013 DMC DeLorean Electric is a Real Thing (Oct 18, 2011) I hope they throw in a pair of the B2TF Nikes with the car
WCC Camo Camaro Fetches $333K for the Troops (Oct 17, 2011) Good cause...tacky work from WCC (as always) Chrome dubs couldn't be more predictable from WCC.
Guinness Recognizes Overland Journey to South Pole as World Record (Oct 17, 2011) Humor us, Jesse. What exactly does your gramps have?
Guinness Recognizes Overland Journey to South Pole as World Record (Oct 17, 2011) TheTGUK Hilux was definitely better. It had a hitch mounted toilet, for crying out loud.
Bugatti Veyron Book Details World’s Most Valuable Car (Oct 17, 2011) Personally, I'd rather have an Enzo
Video: Completely Wrecked SUV Cruises down the Highway in Russia (Oct 14, 2011) Yes, but I was referring to the older Hilux.
The Chevy Spark: The Premier EV w/ a Controversial Debut and Video (Oct 14, 2011) The egg shape is so that other drivers know when there's a douchebag nearby.
The Chevy Spark: The Premier EV w/ a Controversial Debut and Video (Oct 14, 2011) OK...so what's the engine running on?
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 14, 2011) I, for one, tip my hat to Aussies. This car is not a Chevy, Caddy, Vauxhall, Opel, or even Pontiac. It's a Holden (inside and out). And btw, thank you again, Australia, for engineering our current Camaro.
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 14, 2011) That's not the point. The argument is who should take credit? America or Australia? Some ppl say that bcuz GM is an American owned corp, then credit goes US. But because this was built in Australia, credit goes down under.
Lamborghini Countach Replica Salutes The Wall Street Protests (Oct 14, 2011) Welfare was originally a program made for families of soldiers. What the hell happened?!? Where did America go wrong and start rewarding laziness?
Lamborghini Countach Replica Salutes The Wall Street Protests (Oct 14, 2011) And why do we citizens not vote to kill the welfare system. If anyone should protest, it should be us blue collar workers, who are sick and tired of supporting lazy people on welfare!
Lamborghini Countach Replica Salutes The Wall Street Protests (Oct 14, 2011) In anycase, these protestors are just lazy people! I'm betting that none of them have any jobs, or any means (or drive) to support oneself. There is no such thing as a respectable hippy. I dont respect any of these bums!
Lamborghini Countach Replica Salutes The Wall Street Protests (Oct 14, 2011) Marxism looks great in philosophical theory > Socialism takes Marxism and draws out a plan that looks great on paper > Military and politicians take and discombobulate socialism...and you end up with communism
Video: Completely Wrecked SUV Cruises down the Highway in Russia (Oct 14, 2011) You younger guys should watch the TGUK episodes where they attempted to destroy a Toyota Hilux. I'm betting this 4Runner is based on the same platform as the Hilux that couldn't die.
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 14, 2011) Stickers add at least 30 more hp
Video: 2013 Cadillac ATS Heading to the Green Hell for Testing (Oct 13, 2011) I always thought the CTS (sedan & coupe) was GMs answer to the 3 series. And therefore, the V rivaled the M. Is the CTS more on par with the 5 series?
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 13, 2011) And of course...fast
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 13, 2011) ... also: Intimidating, loud, & sporty
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 13, 2011) Yes our boys made the engine, but the Australians did everything else. The G8 & GTO were rebadged imports. Let's not forget this important fact.
And the Most Efficient 425HP Muscle Car is... (Oct 13, 2011) Seems like someone wants to deny any respectable credit to the Australian engineers. The same engineers that worked on our very own Camaro.
UK Police Take a Stance by Displaying Confiscated Drug Dealer’s BMW M3 (Oct 13, 2011) All violent criminals and drug dealers deserve death. I don't think society would even miss them
UK Police Take a Stance by Displaying Confiscated Drug Dealer’s BMW M3 (Oct 12, 2011) Drug dealers, violent sex offenders, thugs, and child molesters ALL deserve a good beat down (to death, if called for)
UK Police Take a Stance by Displaying Confiscated Drug Dealer’s BMW M3 (Oct 11, 2011) That's their intimidation approach?!? WEAK! They need to take some notes from LAPD, NYPD, Chicago, & Boston. Our cops don't just take away cars...
Video: Tesla Model S and its Huge 17-Inch Screen (Oct 11, 2011) Hahahahaha, drake, what a joke of an untalented rappist who autotunes all his crap. Same goes for that closet case lil wayne.
Video: Tesla Model S and its Huge 17-Inch Screen (Oct 11, 2011) This car hasn't even been officially tested in subzero weather, yet. (hmmm, I wonder why?)
Spied: New Photos of the 2012 Subaru BRZ Coupe (Oct 11, 2011) I think Kenneth has a good assumption about "saving the best for themselves" Subie will be making only 2-door trims for the upcoming WRX(STi). The normal impreza will be 4-door. So I would suggest waiting for the real McCoy.
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 11, 2011) Whatever floats your boat, man. Personally, I give more attention to vipers, and brush off the vettes. Hell, I even gravitate towards the suped up maros over any vette, when I'm at a carshow.
You’re Hired: City Uses Mimes to Scold Bad Drivers (Oct 11, 2011) That's one crazy looking hooker! But hey, some guys got some weird ass fetishes, I suppose.
You’re Hired: City Uses Mimes to Scold Bad Drivers (Oct 11, 2011) How can you not wanna run this retard over?!? Personally, I'd step out my car, break his knees with my maglite, and calmly drive off with a big smile, knowing that I did a good deed.
You’re Hired: City Uses Mimes to Scold Bad Drivers (Oct 11, 2011) Each mime is worth a good 20 points. 50 points if you can get both simultaneously. 100, if you can throw them off of their shoes.
You’re Hired: City Uses Mimes to Scold Bad Drivers (Oct 11, 2011) This is how they spend their tax dollars?!? I think we've found the new "Pollocks" of this decade.
Video: Matt Farah Behind the Wheel of Art Morrison’s 1960 'Vette (Oct 11, 2011) WCC is just ghetto fab! Those dumbasses have to throw in chrome dubs on every car. It's predictable.
Video: Matt Farah Behind the Wheel of Art Morrison’s 1960 'Vette (Oct 10, 2011) They dont design* vettes like they used to. This is why I like the new Camaro.
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 10, 2011) Although, I'm still waiting for my SRT8 Chally to drop in price...
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 10, 2011) I agree with the value thing on the Z06/07, Patrick. However, I think the Camaro looks better than the vette. I think it was episode 2 of the Carshow where matt commented on how the vette makes you look like a douche. Give me the Maro.
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 10, 2011) Hahahahaha "turd burglar" Touche Patrick.
Video: A Horse for Horsepower (Oct 10, 2011) Sarah, being the horse...right?!?
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 10, 2011) Here's some irony: When you import this car to europe, (chances are) it would most likely sell for almost £100k.
Extravagant Luxury Coach Redefines the Mobile Home (Oct 10, 2011) Trailertrash dream home. "If I won powerball, y'all"
Official Report: Chevy's Most Powerful Convertible Ever - The Camaro ZL1 (Oct 10, 2011) Screw these stupid comparisons! This is an awesome car by itself. Stupid idea with the whole comparison thing. Retarded! Christ on a stick...
Video: Top Gear US is Coming to the UK (Oct 10, 2011) I watched one episode of TGUS and obviously hated it. Giving it another chance would require me to literally sacrifice my time. I seriously don't want to waste and lose 39 minutes of my life again.
Video: Top Gear US is Coming to the UK (Oct 10, 2011) As far as what we got in "the states",(IMO) at least the Carshow has better personality than TGUS.
Video: Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Tears through the Nurburgring (Oct 10, 2011) ALMS is about as bland as WNBA. Who cares?!?
Video: Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Tears through the Nurburgring (Oct 10, 2011) ALMS defeats the purpose of endurance racing; and therefore, a disgrace. I still prefer it over NASCAR, but that doesn't say much, anyway. ALMS
The Holy Land’s Day of Zero Emissions (Oct 10, 2011) If we did something similar in the US, we could REALLY screw the oil companies. Just one day to say: "F*€K you!" to all oil companies. After all the years we've been screwed...
Video: Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Tears through the Nurburgring (Oct 10, 2011) Leave this app to the real men!
Video: Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Tears through the Nurburgring (Oct 10, 2011) Anyone that whines about the aesthetics of a steering wheel...is not a real man. ...I'm just sayin. Go stick to your Bravo Channel app, Queen...I mean "Quinn"
Video: Top Gear US is Coming to the UK (Oct 08, 2011) I don't really care much for clarkson anyway. Judging character...only...he's a douche. But he's got more driving experience in his pinky, compared to most of us. I'm more of a hammond fan, for what it's worth.
Video: Top Gear US is Coming to the UK (Oct 07, 2011) Take a formula out for a spin, yourself, and then you can properly criticize clarkson with credibility.