Iconic Roadsters: Mazda Miata/MX-5(Aug 19, 2012)These are doors for the guy who literally has to slice off his legs to fit in the car. On that note, is Pistorius sponsored by Mazda? I know Shaq sure as hell isn't.
Lincoln Likely to Ditch Future Halo Car(Aug 19, 2012)Without looking it up, does anyone have any idea what an MKT looks like? Who's doing the marketing at Lincoln?!
Lincoln Likely to Ditch Future Halo Car(Aug 19, 2012)An easy first step would be to come up with alphanumeric names that make sense. I know the names of most cars on the road, but all Lincolns seem to be a different variation of K, Z, and M. MKZ, MK, ZMK, etc. How the hell are people supposed to know!
2013 Scion tC Release Series 8.0 is a Serious Car on a Budget(Jul 10, 2012)Jordan, have you ever been in or ridden in a tC? Corolla it is not. That's like saying a TT is a Beetle. Yeah, there are some shared components, but they aren't the same car. At all.
WTFBuzz - Ferrari F430 Wrapped in Leather Spotted Again(Jul 10, 2012)Hey, at least it's not Louis Vuitton print. I wish I could piss people off by blowing money like this. "Oh, have y'all seen the keys to my Bentley covered completely in the talons of California Condors? I can't seem to find them."
And the Most American-Made Car for 2012 is... (Jul 04, 2012)We should all go back to Truman isolationism. That was realistic, right? How can you say Chrysler is American when Fiat owns 65% of it. The fact of the matter is car companies are made of stock, not patriotism.
And the Most American-Made Car for 2012 is... (Jul 04, 2012)Hey look at me! I'm an expert in globalization even though I don't know about import taxes! That's why I can name Ford and GM products assembled in Mexico and Canada and claim how American they are! Yay! I'm so smart!
Mercedes’ Porsche 911-Fighter Called Off?(Jul 01, 2012)And what were Benz and BMW to get in return? Because with the Cayenne and Panamera, Porsche is definitely cutting into their profits.
Weekly DFA: Dumb Schmuck Crashes His Corvette(Jun 27, 2012)What's funny is the FR-S and BR-Z have horrible interiors and are 30k, but everyone here loves them. Why? Because they're purpose-built. Just like the 'Vette... Which they hate.
Legendary Automotive Clunkers(Jun 11, 2012)The Aztec people, knowing the future, chose to die before they had to see this.
Uday Hussein’s Ferrari F40 Still Collecting Dust in Iraq(Jun 11, 2012)Ben, do you have a map handy? Put one finger on Saudi Arabia, where Saudi people come from. Now put the other on Iraq, where Uday Hussein came from. Notice how you're using two fingers?
Lindsay Lohan Fail #97 – Crashes a New Porsche 911 into a Big Rig(Jun 11, 2012)If I wrecked my rental, I'd probably take my belongings out of it too. And you can't tell me the Escalade was called and arrived before the police... On PCH. The truck driver isn't making sense.
Would You Ever Be Caught Driving One of These Senior Citizen Cars?(May 29, 2012)I rented one of these for a thousand mile long trip. After I returned it I actually felt bad for people unfortunate enough to have bought one. To say the steering was lifeless would be a compliment.
College Student Calls a Scion tC Home for 8 Months(May 29, 2012)I had a tC. I used to put the seats down and take a nap in it during my lunch break. I was able to fit everything I needed for an entire summer in it. I love this story. Great job, buddy!
Leopard Print Lamborghini Murcielago Spotted in Tokyo(May 11, 2012)I love it. You pull up to a bunch of Lambos and make them all look plain. Brilliant. "Oh, your Lambo is orange? That's cool because mine is leopard. Now what?"
Toyota Reportedly Working on Supra Successor(May 06, 2012)Y'all realize all Supras ever made have 6 cylinder engines, right? And where turbos lag, batteries provide instant torque AND better gas mileage. As for the CVT, no. Just no.
Monaco Auction: 1958 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud 'Honeymoon Express’(May 02, 2012)This is gorgeous. On a side note, has anyone considered what a pain in the ass it would be to adjust those side mirrors without help? (I just assume if you can afford one of the worlds rarest Rolls, you probably had paid help.)