Comments - Weekly DFA: This Fat Drunken Idiot

Published: Feb 20, 2013
Description: Going out and having a good time is one thing, but when it comes to drinking and then getting behind the wheel of a car, bad (and often deadly) things are bound to happen sooner or later. Point being...
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Aiden Bass Feb 20, 2013
I'm waiting for "Wow I'm fat and I'm so offended"
Taylor Garry Feb 20, 2013
Love the title
Description: Claiming he’s simply waiting for his friend, our new drunken friend tries to play dumb but because he is dumb (to say the least), the officer isn’t buying his story. Which could have as much to do wit...
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Amer Tawil Feb 21, 2013
Wtf is the cop waiting for take his ass to jail
John Koci Feb 21, 2013
Hahahahahaha "you've been involved in an accident mate" "no I haven't" "Yeah you kinda have" "What kind of accident?" As he's crashed in the grass Damn that's funny
Andre Vu Feb 21, 2013
He got one thing correct at least. He is not going anywhere with his life.
Debdoub Tin Feb 21, 2013
Agree with Zeus, the cop was a gentleman I wish we have this manner in here, Hollywood crap here get out off the car, hands up all lights on you & boom. Killed.
Carlos Eduardo Gaviria Feb 21, 2013
True, in the US you would of been beat up or at the minimum teased a couple times
Zeus Mocha Feb 20, 2013
Shot and killed by now in the US
Ashton Summers Feb 20, 2013
I wish getting a ticket was my choice. "Sir, I pulled you over for speeding. Do you want the ticket?"
Ezra Diaz Feb 20, 2013
So going to the police department was his choice?
Cian Mac Gearailt Feb 20, 2013
My new excuse for everything in life "im just waiting for a mate"
Jesse Andersen Feb 20, 2013
3 years of ridin dirty would suuuuuuck. Little harsh I'd say.
Craig Lafey Feb 20, 2013
I'm James waiting for James....yea ummmm there are other names out there that u could of come up with to cover ur ass.
Jake Judges Feb 20, 2013
Haha imagine if he really was just waiting for a mate
Ashton Summers Feb 20, 2013
That fat git got off so easy.
Tony Hernandez Feb 20, 2013
Can somebody please tase that piece of shit!!
Rommel Powell Feb 20, 2013
Yea, he wouldn't be alive if an LA cop got a hold of him.
Tho MA Feb 20, 2013
Or they woulda shot him when he was putting his hands in his pocket. Justifiable cause by LAPD standards
Tho MA Feb 20, 2013
He woulda been yank out of his car at gun point while the officer is yelling "stop resisting" thrown to the ground, while 4 or 5 officer are trying to handcuff him. Maybe 1 or 2 kicks while he's on the ground. Thats the nice scenario in LA
Douglas Goncalves Feb 20, 2013
This guy is my new DFF (Dumb Fat Fuck)!
Lizmary Mendoza Feb 20, 2013
Damn What a Nice Cop. I wonder what would happen If that was LAPD.
Cindy Ngo Feb 22, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahah
Ethan Black Feb 22, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Ashton Summers Feb 20, 2013
Officer, the tree wanted a ride, I'm just here to pick it up. That's all.
Janak Solanki Nov 09, 2014
Great job ! A+
Cindy Ngo Feb 22, 2013
Side-swiped
Matthew Crighton Feb 21, 2013
Dont worry, thats the handicap spot.
Adam Thomson Feb 21, 2013
LOL that BMW has gone up far!
Brandon Davidson Feb 21, 2013
Women drivers. There's just no hope
Zeus Mocha Feb 20, 2013
Officer it fits.
Ashton Summers Feb 20, 2013
VV To which the BMW said "I was just going to ask if I could." VV
Freddy Garcia Feb 20, 2013
How the f**k do you do that in the first place
Anthony Perugini Feb 20, 2013
well fu*k me sideways, said the Mercedes
Zaire Wilkins Feb 20, 2013
German sandwhich
Tyler Ray DeFord Feb 20, 2013
That space is big enough.
Jake Judges Feb 20, 2013
Just waiting for a mate
Ashton Summers Feb 20, 2013
Hey, sometimes parking is hard to come by. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Oscar Galvan Feb 20, 2013
It's a Tight squeeze but it will do
Aaron Crisp Feb 20, 2013
I hope he's a member.
Patrick Schalk Feb 20, 2013
Look at that flex!
Christian Billman Feb 20, 2013
The Z3 driver didn't give enough clearance. I see no problem here.