This time she has reverted to type, falling back on her native tongue (and unfortunately not ours) in order to give us some tips about preparing for a road trip. Her ride of choice? A Honda HR-V, an oddly-shaped little crossover sold by the Japanese automaker until 2006 in foreign markets (which is to say outside North America). Where she plans to go and for how long remains a mystery, but we hope she comes back soon to lighten our day with another insightful critique. And more cleavage, of course.