Description: The definition of a 'schmuck': Yiddish in origin, a clumsy or stupid person. Or simply put, a dick. That's pretty much all we can say for this guy who managed to crash his C6 Corvette e...Add Comments10
Jason LeJun 28, 2012 This video is from the TX2K11 meet.... Why are you still posting old news?
Luis Erick Marcano SchmilinskyJun 27, 2012 This is sad.. How did they let him drive the car out of the lot when he bought it???
Josh KnightJun 26, 2012 He was probably using his dick instead of driving
Bradley WalterJun 26, 2012 What exactly does "DFA" mean?
Michael LyJun 26, 2012 I thought schmuck meant like the average Joe, a everyday person
Jason LevyJun 26, 2012 Alex you were close but try again
Alex BouckleyJun 26, 2012 He doesn't look like a testicle to me!
Jonathan FowlerJun 26, 2012 I think calling someone a "dick" for making a mistake on the track is excessive. At least this guy wasn't on the street doing this. If that was the case then calling him a dick would be appropriate.
Brandon CarrJun 26, 2012 The first paragraph made me laugh!;)
Description: It's kind of like a woman with too much cosmetic surgery going skydiving.Add Comments117
Corey King DiFazioJun 29, 2012 @Patrick no that's were I take some info I don't like everything they say they hate on some cars that are amazing in other reviews
Heshoo HannaJun 28, 2012 At least it will be cheap to repair
Patrick SchalkJun 28, 2012 Haha Corey, getting your information from Top Gear huh? That's so sad.
Mikey JimenezJun 27, 2012 C7's? Wtf are you talking about?
Antonio FalsettiJun 27, 2012 Might as well burn up your throw out bearing by holding it in reverse.
Mark ReiderJun 27, 2012 That was hilarious! F'd up a simple burnout, must have felt like a real douche. My kids grandfather totaled his vet doing the same thing.
Charlie AustinJun 27, 2012 Love seeing this piece of plastic crashed :)
Corey King DiFazioJun 27, 2012 As a true car guy I don't give anything an advantage I compare and don't exaggerate.
Corey King DiFazioJun 27, 2012 @matt thx u that's exactly what I mean I do respect it but Colby is making the vette seem more than it really is real test is put it head to head around the nurburgring
Corey King DiFazioJun 27, 2012 @Colby @Abraham Buy cheap get cheap. Top gear did a review on a brand new vette and it started to fall apart on tv and you trying to say I'm ignorant open up to other opinions. Just cause they have a fancy factory doesn't mean they r good
Ryan SpencerJun 27, 2012 Brian: in this respect, I think this vette was one which the average joe can drive, maintain, and crash...
Zachary MaurerJun 27, 2012 @patrick,lololololol it's true though, it's been civilized l8tly....to civilized, abraham (I think) brought up how people could be banned...well, they would take one for the team, lol. It's been kinda boring l8ly, this is the best article in a while.
Antonio BorjaJun 27, 2012 awesome. I want one so bad
Luis Erick Marcano SchmilinskyJun 27, 2012 Bet the guy lost control Cus he wanted to show off.. Karma works in mysterious ways.
Jackson MichaelJun 27, 2012 Everyone has their own opinions, even the bashers, and they have as much of a right say what the want as anyone else.
Marcin BednarskiJun 27, 2012 Just to share with you about vette. Here in Poland driving vette means you are THE MEN. Driving porsche you are rich assh...
Vincent ButlerJun 27, 2012 Brain did nail that on the spot, except for one thing the average joe can offered lol.
Knox FerraroJun 27, 2012 What's funny is the FR-S and BR-Z have horrible interiors and are 30k, but everyone here loves them. Why? Because they're purpose-built. Just like the 'Vette... Which they hate.
Dale FredriksJun 27, 2012 Gotta love the controversy. Except for the fact that I have no idea why controversy exists about this. I mean, it's almost universally understood that the Z06 is a fantastic car. What's to argue about? By the way, I didn't even bother reading the
Ashley LopezJun 27, 2012 Well said Brian. The sad part is that no matter how many times someone says that everyone has a different opinion, they will still continue to bash on the corvette. Even though it highly excels in what it was designed for.
William DownsJun 27, 2012 and brian puts the nail in the coffen, sick of people talking shit on a ledgend, reason why its been around so long and has always given amazing performance for an amazing price, its design was to give u performance like a ferrari that that average person can save up for and afford, no one ever said the corvette had a great interior but that all anyone has to talk shit about, it basic interior and...
Abraham MendozaJun 27, 2012 Wow Brian, that's some world class wisdom right there. I think its because they are taught to love certain cars, that they are raised with then. Or they've been watching too many F.F. movies and think they know everything.
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 Well people finally realize that they could be banned. Just look at all those people that started those fires.
Patrick SchalkJun 26, 2012 Eh I don't have the time or energy to argue anymore. It's actually been pretty civil on here lately.
Laguna SecaJun 26, 2012 @colby I watched the corvette factory on natgeo, cool show. I am very impressed with the subframe and transaxle but to be frank, a pushrod 2v motor is as low tech as they come, but it is a stout, reliable, and cost effective engine.
Matt PiccoloJun 26, 2012 Personally, I think the corvette is ugly and the interior is cheap, but I respect the performance aspect of the car for what it is especially at the price its at, again like the gtr... And Caleb, you should too a shut ur mouth already... U already
Matt PiccoloJun 26, 2012 Well, this was a fun Article to read lmao... The corvette Isn't the best car on this planet, but it's deffinatly a good car! Im not a huge fan of the vette myself, but u gotta respect cars like the vette and gtr that can keep up with cars 5xtheir $
Troi StoesselJun 26, 2012 I know he just wanted to crawl into a shell. Backing up slowly and driving off was like a walk of shame - epic. Shit happens - people act like they never f'ed up before. It can get fixed.
Zachary MaurerJun 26, 2012 I probably just made no scence...read slowly
Zachary MaurerJun 26, 2012 @patrick...good to have you back too, havent seen you comment in a while, I miss arguing with you... Of course now and days people would start yelling at us if we said anything about a different car on a article that didnt have that car involved...
Zachary MaurerJun 26, 2012 @john,lol right, I remember the days when these always happened...ahhhh
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 Yeah, the heart of a Vette is an absolute gem.
Thomas TrudzinskiJun 26, 2012 @colby, not to mention the use the vette engine in a lot of super cars...
Avery WilliamsJun 26, 2012 Wow! I have never seen argument go on this long and be this funny on Carbuzz. I'm surprised that they didn't even delete some comments but going back to article; this guy must have felt like a complete douche when he damage the front of the Corvette.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 And btw Caleb, let's see your Volvo S60 drop as many panties as my Vette does. ;) Extraordinary car for an average price. People can hate allll they want, but at the end of the day I'm faster, I payed less money, and I get the chickas. Olay.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 The fact is, the Corvette is built by some of the smartest people in the automotive industry and offers unprecedented value for what it is. I can go buy a used C6 Z06 for 35k that goes 0-60 in 3.5. Most cars that fast cost over 200k.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 The Corvette isn't just "plastic". Why don't you ignorant smartasses watch a video of the Corvette factory? Pretty high tech. And Chevy is investing 131 MILLION into their factory for the C7. And used 1 BILLION developing its engine. Who else?
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 Woah, that's a bit overstating it Corey. But yeah, those who are uneducated are ignorant and only those that know the car can appreciate it. Boom.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 @Corey @Vincent You want to know why the corvette is my favorite car? They're super underestimated by morons like yourselves and I could put 15k in my 01 Z06(which I payed 20k for) and destroy a Bugatti Veyron. And my car beats bikes all the time. (:
John SerelyJun 26, 2012 Wow....that was a funny argument. One of the better arguments I've seen on CarBuzz lately!
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 Yeah and they'll cost 3 times as much, and a ZR1 would still beat then.
Corey King DiFazioJun 26, 2012 On this app I bet you could find at least five other cars that aren't plastic and can beat the corvette @colby
Corey King DiFazioJun 26, 2012 My bad these comments are to long @Caleb I meant @Colby #followup
Corey King DiFazioJun 26, 2012 Corvettes are not great at all the suck and the guy couldn't handle it. @randle check your facts dude chevy is bot the best out there.
Brendan BellJun 26, 2012 Wow! 104 comments! You guys argue a lot!
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Vincent I see what you did there, but you're wrong try Fight Night Round 4 haha.
Patrick SchalkJun 26, 2012 Yeah Caleb you just completely contradicted yourself. What a turd.
Vincent ButlerJun 26, 2012 Jr Welterweight Champoin on Ready 2 Rumble? Lmfao that will never get old. What an Epic Fail. ReTard!! Lol this would only happen to a vette haha.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 Haha that makes you look like the bigger man trying to get a reaction out a 17 year old haha. Dude get a life.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 You're just mad that some finally called you out in your shit. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings but you've been trolling Corvette articles for to long now.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @caleb you were giving Colby a hard time for no reason.
Sean WinJun 26, 2012 Rich people can buy any fast ! But not many of them can drive theirs cars fast ..... Just a poor man moaning ...
Austin BrideJun 26, 2012 He made a mistake. You don't know anything about this driver? I don't really see a dumbass here.
Sachin MurthyJun 26, 2012 @Caleb how can u say ur living a better life than someone u prob don't even kno lol and driving a Volvo? LMAO
Damn tho that vette was pretty nice... It's a true drivers car not as much computer aid as a luxury sports car
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Chris well I'm 17 so yes I need a lot of growing up to do.
Patrick SchalkJun 26, 2012 Caleb has always been a turd, nothing new.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Caleb you're the one who started trolling on this page, so who needs the growing up to do? Nobody likes liars.
William DownsJun 26, 2012 i do remember that one, was hilarious, then u dissappeares for a little now your back running your mouth.... again, vette aint junk, there is a reason why its built the way it is, its built to kill the track not win awards for its interior, so what its made of cheap fiberglass, it still stomps on cars costing double its money and will out last almost every supercar and most other cars for that mat...
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Zach thanks for the back up. @Caleb now I got a witness you're fuc*ed now!
Zach SullivanJun 26, 2012 mike* not miles dam auto-correct
Zach SullivanJun 26, 2012 Caleb do u really lol every time u type lol cuz that would be weird and I think miles right bout u tryin to say u owned a pissat and it seems every time u comment on something it sparks a. arguement maybe u should just delete this app
Dave StewartJun 26, 2012 .. Even the guy in the red suit is like... Oh dammit dude.. Really?
Dave StewartJun 26, 2012 Like he just doesn't know how to control it. And now it's totaled
Dave StewartJun 26, 2012 I remember when I bitched about everything. People ruin this app by bitching and arguing enjoy the cars and shut up, how is it ever really the cars fault when a drive don't know how to handle his vehicle? Maybe if somethig broke ok but this looks
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 Dude stop lying to yourself, you ain't about that life so stop fronting! You have a better life than me? When you become Jr. Welterweight champion call me.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 Save it Caleb, you're a douche bag.
Dillon DixonJun 26, 2012 If this was any other super car y'all wouldn't be hating the car, you would be bashing the driver. But since it's a vette, it's automatically the cars fault. It's called fiberglass, not plastic. Cheap to make, very light, makes for cheaper msrp
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Caleb ya right, weren't you the one trying to convince us you owned a house at 20 and a VW passat? I don't believe you for a second.
Das StigJun 26, 2012 nick sti, my car handles better and has a nicer interior! z3 m coupe for the win!!!!
David Liebe HartJun 26, 2012 He probably didn't know how to drive on a drag strip
Dennis A. GloverJun 26, 2012 Hope all his friends were watching him crash his car. This is about the driver not the car.
Garrett SerranoJun 26, 2012 Perfect reason why any old codger over the age of 65 should retest for drivers license
Tim PreisingerJun 26, 2012 Everyone just seems to hate on the Vette cause it blows the doors off almost any other car. At half the price too
Dylan BruderJun 26, 2012 The guy crashes into a wall and everyone bashes about quality? Guess this z06 makes you feel bad about your favorite cars and by the basis of the arguments here the 911 crashing on the nurburgring is crap too because it's wheel fell off then too?
Michael GoldingJun 26, 2012 Shit car anyway, scrap it and buy something decent.
Geoff NovakJun 26, 2012 Idiot people fighting over wat cars are better. Personally all cars are great. For instance. Ima huge evo fav. But i dnt hate imprezza. I love both. Also i love how plastic fell off when he put it bak in fwd and he drove over it lol
Brady FeredayJun 26, 2012 No I think he messed up more than his bumper I bet he messed up his suspension
Kevin HinkleJun 26, 2012 At least the only thing he needs to repair it is a plastic bumper...
Hank AustinJun 26, 2012 I think the GTR with "push a button to go fast" mode and four wheel drive would've saved this guy from humiliation... The auto box woulda helped him too lol
Nick StiJun 26, 2012 @Everyone arguing below, stop comparing your favorite car to a Bette and saying "x > chevy" unless you own that car. How about you compare your own car to a Z06?
Logan LeMonnierJun 26, 2012 It is made of out plastic. That's real GM quality right there. He was the idiot that crashed it though
Justin KlumppJun 26, 2012 Everyone is making fun of Colby cuz hes a "fanboy" but in reality u guys are all haters. He is just sticking up for what he thinks is the best car company in the world. I dont think Chevy is best but they certainly are my favorite. So stop hatin
Al LindsayJun 26, 2012 The noise at 0:16 is soul-destroying
Henz HerreroJun 26, 2012 Anyone knows if insurance covers track or drag related accidents.. As far as i know they dont..
Keenan CasteelJun 26, 2012 @Colby Glad you said "arguably the best" because the only way Chevy would even be mentioned amongst the best cars in the world is by arguing so.
Ray MorenoJun 26, 2012 Mucho stupid on this page lol.
William RichardsonJun 26, 2012 Micah dfa stands for dumb f***award which you can easily tell by watching the video 👍
Patrick SchalkJun 26, 2012 There's a lot of stoopid on this page.
Caner OzdemirJun 26, 2012 Probably everone thats talking crap about this vette doesn't even have a sport's car :p
Hector DelgadoJun 26, 2012 GTR > than any Chevy super car
MissLaura AnneJun 26, 2012 Colby & Mario know what they're talking about. Chevy's are a solid car. Corvette and Camaro are two of the best cars out there. And produced by CHEV!
Brady FeredayJun 26, 2012 Mercs sound way better than a Chevy those sound like the devil him self growling IMO
Mario CallirgosJun 26, 2012 The vette is the best car ever built... By CHEVY!! It's Chevys one redeeming factor to performance! The canaria are cool too!
Ashen FonsekaJun 26, 2012 Colby why do u like corvette so much there ugly and very badly built
Kenneth WilliamsJun 26, 2012 Yep. Chevy is solid gold in his eyes. They are good but not the greatest as you claim.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 And a fun fact: That Z06 weighs 15 pounds less than the all carbon fiber $400,000 Porsche Carrera GT. Sounds to me like Chevy knows what they are doing, especially since they usually dominate in the ALMS against Porsche, Ferrari, BMW, and Aston M. ;)
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 And IMO the Corvette is one of the sexiest cars in the world. The only reason they lose credentials to ignorant people is because they are mass produced super cars. A ZR1 will beat cars 4 times it's price. Ballin'. And it sounds evil as hell.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 @Zach Yeah it is something to cry over, it's a 70k car that does 0-60 in 3.5 stock and Chevys are arguably the best cars made, especially the Corvette considering they have the financial backing of the biggest automotive corporation in the world. :p
Zach MiguelJun 26, 2012 It's a Chevy nothing to cry over
Patrick SchalkJun 26, 2012 What a turd. He should just hand that Z over to me.
CiViCKiD89Jul 13, 2012 I cant beleave this guy crashed his Vette! What a shmuck. Its one of the more expensive cars but I wouldn't want to crash an $80000 car.
Corey King DiFazioJun 29, 2012 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiberglass there you Patrick read is and weep
Corey King DiFazioJun 29, 2012 @Patrick no if u look it up fiberglass is a FRP which means a fiber reenforced PLASTIC smart one look it up before start talking to a person who has a dad that works with corvette in the PLASTICS business
Zachary MaurerJun 28, 2012 Ya plastic in most cases is more durable than carbon fibre ( I think, just going off of my mind) so this is eather really crapy plastic, or carbon fibre
Patrick SchalkJun 28, 2012 Haha Corey is one dumb kid. Doesn't even know the difference between plastic and fiberglass.
Corey King DiFazioJun 27, 2012 Plastic is plastic and that has a drastic effect on the build quality and durability
Zachary MaurerJun 27, 2012 Damn Brian! You should be a public speaker... You have numerous words of wisdom... Good job
Abraham MendozaJun 27, 2012 So when someone bashes another car for no real reason, do I jump and defend the car knowing that I'll never change anyone's opinion?
Ashley LopezJun 27, 2012 @Brian, your just full of wisdom today. Well said once again. Everyone should take note at the most important point in his comment. That not every car is for everyone due to different preferences.
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 I remember Clarkson liked it when driving, (Hell, I had fun just watching him) but he did bring up a lot of points about it not a good car, but he loves cars with the same problems. Bad ride? (Benz CLK Black Series) Tough gear shift? (CCX) Bad interior? (Any of the Vipers) Tail Happy? (C63 AMG Black Series) He's just a walking contradiction.
Alex BouckleyJun 26, 2012 They really need to improve the Vette's interior though. The seats are terrible, and I find it funny how you can get Recaro seats in a CTS-V but not even in a ZR1.
Zachary MaurerJun 26, 2012 This article brings out the best in all of us dosent it? Lololololol u guys jt was probably just jokin and you guys just attack him :)
Alex BouckleyJun 26, 2012 Clarkson's main point was that it wouldn't work in Britain. You know, too big, no RHD, etc.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @William are we watching the same show?
William DownsJun 26, 2012 what u talking about clarkson loves the corvette as a track car, gotta remember that there opinion on a car is based on how well it would be around england and a.vette isnt really a good car for there same reason may hated the cadi till on a track, reason why they love hot hatches so much... but i love the vette, c5 is the best looking one in my opinon, all blacked out.. dream car there
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Matt OWEND! @Conner good one!
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 I was talking to JT, but seriously guys, you have to look past the "Awful Interior" and the performance and efficiency and price of the car. Hell it gets better mileage than a GTR and you'll go faster. And all those people say plasticky and cheap, its made of aluminum with a magnesium engine cradle with carbon fibre fenders. I'd rather buy a car where performance is affordable than buy a car that ...
John SerelyJun 26, 2012 @abraham. My view of a car has been impacted by a dash, but that does NOT mean I'm not a gearhead!!! But, that's only happened in one car (the reventon, with it's awesome guages lol)
Abraham MendozaJun 26, 2012 Then you JT aren't a Gearhead if the dashboard impacts you opinion on cars. Ignorance has blinded you.
Ashley LopezJun 26, 2012 @Conner, I think you meant to say "cost less than its overpriced, slower competitors."
Ashley LopezJun 26, 2012 The fact that American cars have vastly improved. That goes for some people on this app as well as the presenters of top gear.
Ashley LopezJun 26, 2012 Exactly Mikey. Also how James May hated the CTS-V but when he got to the turns he said he loved it more than any other American car. Really I think they just let their biased ego get the best of them. They need to be more open minded and just accept
Jt CollierJun 26, 2012 Lap times aren't the end all lol. I'd rather have a car 15 seconds slower around the 'ring that doesn't have a cheap dash and cheaper fiberglass body. I like american cars but vette fanboys have destroyed any good opinions of these cars for me
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Ashley ya I know hah, the funny part is when Clarkson came to the states he loved the the ZR1, but as soon as he went back to the UK he bashed on it. The only guy I like on that show is Richard Hammond he's a true gear head.
Mike ConradJun 26, 2012 It's true Clarkson usually doesn't have anything good to say about American cars but he does own a Ford GT.
Ashley LopezJun 26, 2012 Aside from the fact that the guys on top gear sometimes don't know anything about the car, it's also obvious that Jeremy Clarkson hates American cars and will downrate them every opportunity he has.
Ashley LopezJun 26, 2012 @Mikey, it's okay. Just let all these ignorant people continue believing what they want because plastic or not they still can't deny the fact that the Z06 dominates any other car in its price range and above.
William DownsJun 26, 2012 ohh the stupidity on this app, people watch top gear and assume they know everything about cars, infact half the time they know so little they just jump on a band wagon hating on a car they know nothing about.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 @Kevin how's the new season of top gear?
Kevin HinkleJun 26, 2012 Plastic or fiberglass... It dosent matter because when you push the back of this car the whole bumper moves... Great quality
MissLaura AnneJun 26, 2012 @ Mikey, agreed! Ignorance is bliss.
Mikey JimenezJun 26, 2012 You know nothing about this car if you think it's plastic. Ignorance is an epidemic on this page!
Jt CollierJun 26, 2012 Ouch... That's 15 bucks worth of plastic gone...
Pablo HerasmeJun 26, 2012 No it clearly looks to have been jumped by a GTR and a 911.
Colby ChurchJun 26, 2012 That's a sad sight, but it's good to know the damage isn't too severe and she'll probably look good as new in a couple weeks. :) But he does need to take some drag racing lessons. Lol
Joseph CiniJun 26, 2012 He out dragged himself the Schmuck!!!
This video is from the TX2K11 meet.... Why are you still posting old news?
@Mikey: thank you!
This is sad.. How did they let him drive the car out of the lot when he bought it???
He was probably using his dick instead of driving
What exactly does "DFA" mean?
I thought schmuck meant like the average Joe, a everyday person
Alex you were close but try again
He doesn't look like a testicle to me!
I think calling someone a "dick" for making a mistake on the track is excessive. At least this guy wasn't on the street doing this. If that was the case then calling him a dick would be appropriate.
The first paragraph made me laugh!;)