Jolene Van Vugt was chosen to pilot the latest toilet go-kart contraption at Sydney Olympic Park in Australia, flushing the previous record away by a sizeable 4.3mph, topping out at 46.6mph (75km/h). To satisfy Guinness World Record's lofty standards, the 100m-run was timed twice and the average taken. After she completed doing the business on the motorized porcelain bog, she described her experience on her blog: "It was pretty gnarly and I had a few close calls with the kart getting a little sketchy at high speeds on the rough, angled, cobble stones out front of the Sydney stadium.
"It was super fun and it's always cool to work towards a Guinness World Record and what more could a girl ask for then a world record on a toilet! lol". Van Vugt now has three world records to her name, with the other two for doing back flips on dirt bikes. What a woman.