When it comes to simple but rugged and useful construction, the Russians are second to none. You need look no further than the AK-47 assault rifle to see a classic example of this. Or you could always just look at the two-wheel-drive all-terrain bike in the following video. Not only does it seem able to tackle just about anything you can throw at it. It can even disassemble to fit into a carrying bag. The process does take a bit of time, but still.
The music is maybe a little annoying, but that should be pretty easy to deal with. And you might not even notice, what with the cool bike and all.